Cloaca-Cola c-rations
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Cloaca-Cola c-rations
This is a standard-issue six-pack of Cloaca-Cola, given to each Cloaca soldier so they can make war time refreshment time. The Cloaca-Cola Corporation considered giving the world a Cloaca, but their marketing people said that would be prohibitively disgusting.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 132 Meat.( In-game plural: Cloaca-Cola c-rationses) Obtained From
- The Cola Wars Battlefield (In the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)
- Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer
- Items
- Cloaca-Cola knapsack
When Used
 Cloaca-Cola c-rations
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References
- Cloaca-Cola is a reference to Coca-Cola
- The term C-Rations is a reference to the US Military's "C-Rations", a special packaged meal kit issued to military forces in the field from World War Two until 1983, when they were replaced by the current MRE.
- The phrase "giving the world a Cloaca" refers to the 1971 Coca-Cola slogan "I'd like to buy the world a Coke".
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