Chowder Golem

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Chowder Golem
Location	Tower Ruins
Hitpoints	9
Attack	18
Defense	18
Initiative	55
Meat	29-46
Element	None
Physical	None
Drops None
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You're fighting a Chowder Golem

This is a golem made of clam chowder. New England clam chowder, that is. The oyster crackers look especially dangerous.

Hit Message(s):

It covers your entire head with thick, creamy chowder. You chowderhead. Ouch! Ouch!

It pelts you with oyster crackers. Salty and pointy! Argh! Argh!

It spits tabasco sauce at your eyeballs. That's usually tasty with clam chowder, but then you usually eat with your mouth, not your eyes. Ugh! Argh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It reaches into itself, finds a bunch of clams that are still in their shells, and flings them at you. They clamp down on various sensitive bits of your anatomy. Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to coat you in chowder, but fortunately you've been dipped in a chowder-proof coating.

It throws oyster crackers at you, but they're too soggy to do any damage.

It spits tabasco sauce at you, but you catch it in your mouth before it can get in your eyes.

Fumble Message:

It squelches toward you, roaring with chowdery rage, but you brandish a nearby spoon and it cowers in the corner. Then you throw the spoon away. There is no spoon.