Chieftain of the Flies
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Chieftain of the Flies
You find your way back to the cave dwelling where the artistic caveman who wanted the Spanish Flies lives. He looks excited to see you, and points at the drawing of the sombrero-clad flies. Then he pats himself on the chest, then pokes you in the sternum, then mimes taking a drink.
"You want to rip out my heart and drink the blood?" You say, horrified.
The caveman shakes his head. He mimes taking a drink, points at you, then at the flies, then pounds the ground five times.
"Oh... you'll give me one drink for every five flies I give you. Man, I wish you guys would hurry up and evolve; I hate charades."
The caveman frat boy takes the flies from you, hands you your beverage, and starts to stack the flies on a thick slab of rock. You leave hurriedly as a he picks up another big rock and gets to smashin'.
The caveman seems so eager to get the flies and use them to seduce unsuspecting caveman sorority girls that you feel a little squicky about handing them over. You distract the caveman with a shiny object and sneak away.
Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
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