Chez Snootée

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Welcome to Chez Snootée, ze finest restaurant in all of ze Kingdom of Loazing. Please partake of our fine cuisine, and enjoy it very much.

Located in Little Canadia, Chez Snootée serves a variety of food. There are three items available on the menu every day and one daily special. Whatever you buy here you automatically eat right away, so be careful.

Items Sold

Regular Menu:
	Peche a la Frog (50 Meat, 3 fullness, 3-4 Adventures)
	As Jus Gezund Heit (75 Meat, 4 fullness, 4-6 Adventures)
	Bouillabaise Coucher Avec Moi (100 Meat, 5 fullness, 5-9 Adventures)

Today's Special:
(only one of the following will be available each day)
	abominable snowcone (90 Meat)
	ancient frozen dinner (90 Meat)
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake (111 Meat)
	antique packet of ketchup (45 Meat)
	asparagus stir-fry (201 Meat)
	balaclava baklava (195 Meat)
	ballroom blintz (129 Meat)
	banana (3 Meat)
	banana cream pie (30 Meat)
	bat haggis (318 Meat)
	bat wing kabob (150 Meat)
	bean burrito (162 Meat)
	black forest cake (120 Meat)
	black forest ham (120 Meat)
	black pudding (120 Meat)
	boring spaghetti (99 Meat)
	bowl of cottage cheese (93 Meat)
	bowl of rye sprouts (450 Meat)
	brains casserole (105 Meat)
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich (93 Meat)
	bunch of square grapes (195 Meat)
	cactus fruit (105 Meat)
	carob brownies (180 Meat)
	carob chunk cookies (156 Meat)
	carob chunks (90 Meat)
	catgut taco (252 Meat)
	catsup (300 Meat)
	centipede eggs (198 Meat)
	cherry (180 Meat)
	chorizo taco (156 Meat)
	C. H. U. M. chum (135 Meat)
	cocktail onion (210 Meat)
	cocoa eggshell fragment (342 Meat)
	cool mushroom (183 Meat)
	cool mushroom casserole (225 Meat)
	cranberries (87 Meat)
	crazy little Turkish delight (150 Meat)
	cream of pointy mushroom soup (225 Meat)
	dehydrated caviar (450 Meat)
	delicious noodles (99 Meat)
	delicious salad (3 Meat)
	desiccated apricot (144 Meat)
	dire fudgesicle (90 Meat)
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger (93 Meat)
	Elfin shortbread (147 Meat)
	enchanted bean burrito (162 Meat)
	flaming mushroom (300 Meat)
	flower petal pie (135 Meat)
	foie gras (90 Meat)
	fortune cookie (60 Meat)
	fricasseed brains (60 Meat)
	frozen mushroom (300 Meat)
	fruitcake (111 Meat)
	ghost cucumber (225 Meat)
	ghuol-ear kabob (156 Meat)
	ghuol egg (48 Meat)
	ghuol egg quiche (138 Meat)
	ghuol guolash (87 Meat)
	goat cheese (66 Meat)
	goat cheese pizza (252 Meat)
	goat cheese taco (252 Meat)
	gr8ps (177 Meat)
	grapefruit (105 Meat)
	grapes (105 Meat)
	Hell broth (114 Meat)
	herb brownies (183 Meat)
	hot buttered roll (300 Meat)
	hot wing (96 Meat)
	jumbo olive (180 Meat)
	jumping bean burrito (150 Meat)
	jumping bean taco (198 Meat)
	juniper berries (450 Meat)
	ketchup (300 Meat)
	kiwi (210 Meat)
	Knob mushroom (48 Meat)
	Knob sausage (51 Meat)
	Knob shroomkabob (90 Meat)
	Knob stir-fry (153 Meat)
	Knoll mushroom (45 Meat)
	Knoll shroomkabob (90 Meat)
	Knoll stir-fry (156 Meat)
	kumquat (210 Meat)
	large cocoa eggshell fragment (642 Meat)
	laser-broiled pear (465 Meat)
	lemon (105 Meat)
	lemon meringue pie (165 Meat)
	lihc eye pie (135 Meat)
	lime (180 Meat)
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries (96 Meat)
	menudo (129 Meat)
	mind flayer corpse (234 Meat)
	mushroom pizza (258 Meat)
	nanite-infested fruitcake (111 Meat)
	olive (105 Meat)
	olive stir-fry (213 Meat)
	orange (105 Meat)
	packet of tofurkey gravy (60 Meat)
	painful penne pasta (99 Meat)
	papaya (96 Meat)
	papaya taco (192 Meat)
	peach (450 Meat)
	pear (450 Meat)
	piece of wedding cake (36 Meat)
	plain pizza (204 Meat)
	pointy mushroom (171 Meat)
	poutine (90 Meat)
	pr0n cocktail (432 Meat)
	pr0n m4nic0tti (99 Meat)
	pr0n taco (252 Meat)
	purple pixel pie (150 Meat)
	questionable taco (75 Meat)
	raspberry (210 Meat)
	rat appendix kabob (53 Meat)
	rat scrapple (120 Meat)
	ravioli della hippy (99 Meat)
	royal jelly (231 Meat)
	sausage pizza (255 Meat)
	skewered cat appendix (243 Meat)
	Spam Witch sammich (174 Meat)
	spicy bean burrito (165 Meat)
	spicy jumping bean burrito (180 Meat)
	spicy mushroom quesadilla (195 Meat)
	spooky mushroom (48 Meat)
	spooky shroomkabob (90 Meat)
	spooky stir-fry (150 Meat)
	Spooky Surprise Egg (1260 Meat)
	stalk of asparagus (93 Meat)
	stinky mushroom (300 Meat)
	strawberry (105 Meat)
	strawberry pie (135 Meat)
	stuffed spooky mushroom (105 Meat)
	t8r tots (174 Meat)
	tangerine (210 Meat)
	toast (42 Meat)
	tofu casserole (321 Meat)
	tofu taco (198 Meat)
	tofurkey nugget (150 Meat)
	tomato (105 Meat)
	Trollhouse cookies (174 Meat)
	uncooked chorizo (54 Meat)
	unfortunate dumplings (45 Meat)
	warm mushroom (165 Meat)
	white chocolate chip cookies (132 Meat)
	white chocolate chips (72 Meat)
	White Citadel burger (150 Meat)
	White Citadel fries (120 Meat)
	yam candy (150 Meat)

Notes

• Daily specials are randomly selected each day and sell for three times the item's auto-sell price. This is generally much less than what you would pay for it in the Mall.
• While some of the daily specials are surprisingly good and cheap (such as the Hell broth and Knob stir-fry), the truly top-notch food like chow meins or Hell ramen are never sold.
• Since the food is consumed immediately, Boozetafarians and Oxygenarians are not allowed to purchase food here.
• All food purchased here is added to your list of Food Consumption/Favorite Food.

References

• Chez Snootée is the name of a French restaurant in the episode "Dumbwaiters" on the show The Angry Beavers.