This changes... everything. It goes on your upper lip, it's slick and hip, and it's pointy at the ends. It gives you a... savvy kind of feeling; a... suave-y kind of feeling. It makes you look like... a fireman, or... somebody's dad.
(In-game plural: Chester's moustaches)
- The description refers to a song in an episode of The Tick in which the title character acquires a sentient, weaponized moustache and comes to appreciate the joys of moustache ownership.
|Chester's bag of candy | Chester's cutoffs | Chester's moustache|
|TOP 10 Chester's moustache collections|
6. MoxieMolly - 12 | 7. Tone Def - 12 | 8. Archipelago71 - 8 | 9. kahroo - 8 | 10. godless heathen - 7
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings