Chefstaff

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A Chefstaff is a powerful weapon for a sweet wizard.

To equip a Chefstaff, you must meet at least one of the following criteria:

• Have the (permable) Pastamancer skill Spirit of Rigatoni
• Be a Sauceror and equip a special sauce glove
• Be an Avatar of Jarlsberg

Chefstaves cannot be equipped in your off-hand, even with the skill Double-Fisted Skull Smashing. They can, however, be wielded normally with other 1-handed weapons in the off-hand slot. A Disembodied Hand familiar cannot equip a chefstaff.

Chefstaves can typically be jiggled once per combat, which performs some special action specific to that chefstaff. See the individual chefstaff's page for details.

Crafting

Saucerors and Pastamancers can craft Chefstaves at The League of Chef-Magi with the help of Rodoric, the Staffcrafter. Avatars of Jarlsberg can craft their own chefstaves in Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen. In addition, there are several other chefstaves that are obtained through other methods, listed below.

Chefstaff	When Jiggled	Obtained From
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals +(2 * Smithsness) Spell Damage +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure +5 Smithsness	30% of the monster's current HP	Meatsmithing a lump of Brituminous coal and a big stick
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Requires 15 Mysticality	5-10 Stench Damage Stun enemy for one round	Meatsmithing a pumpkin and a bigger stick
Spooky Putty snake Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure	25% of enemy's current HP in Spooky Damage	Mr. Store derivative
Staff of Queso Escusado Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure	X-10 to X+10 Stench Damage X equals the number of adventures spent today with one or more Stinky Cheese items equipped (max. 100).	Mr. Store derivative
Staff of the Lunch Lady Spell Damage +75% +Maximum HP/MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure +25% Food Drops from Monsters	(appears to do nothing)	Built in Shop Class (After School) w/ 2 jigsaw blades, 6 balsa planks, and 4 blobs of wood glue KOLHS only (It will be removed from your inventory when you leave the path one way or another.)
Staff of the Woodfire +10 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Spell Damage +100% Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure Requires 150 Mysticality	10-20 Hot Damage 10-20 Spooky Damage 10-20 Sleaze Damage	Whittled from Underworld trunk
Staff of the Cozy Fish Mysticality +15% Spell Damage +150% Makes you a much better diver Requires 85 Mysticality	Delevels by 20-25 (40-50 while underwater) Occasionally drops items (when underwater)	Obtained by using a fish stick cozy with a fish stick Reverts to a fish stick after ~50 Adventures
Staff of Simmering Hatred Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Reduce enemy defense by 10% Spell Damage +200% Requires 125 Mysticality	40-50 Hot Damage	Dropped by Yog-Urt, Elder Goddess of Hatred (as a Pastamancer)
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Requires 200 Mysticality	Delevels the enemy by X? 2X? Sleaze Damage X is the number of beer cans in the staff (max ?).	Dropped by The Necbromancer