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A Chefstaff is a powerful weapon for a sweet wizard.

To equip a Chefstaff, you must meet at least one of the following criteria:

Chefstaves cannot be equipped in your off-hand, even with the skill Double-Fisted Skull Smashing. They can, however, be wielded normally with other 1-handed weapons in the off-hand slot. A Disembodied Hand familiar cannot equip a chefstaff.

Chefstaves can typically be jiggled once per combat, which performs some special action specific to that chefstaff. See the individual chefstaff's page for details.


Saucerors and Pastamancers can craft Chefstaves at The League of Chef-Magi with the help of Rodoric, the Staffcrafter. Avatars of Jarlsberg can craft their own chefstaves in Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen. In addition, there are several other chefstaves that are obtained through other methods, listed below.

Chefstaff When Jiggled Obtained From
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals

+(2 * Smithsness) Spell Damage
+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
+5 Smithsness
30% of the monster's current HP Mr. Store derivative
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern

Spell Damage +20%
+10 Damage to Stench Spells
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure

Requires 15 Mysticality
5-10 Stench Damage
Stun enemy for one round
Mr. Store derivative
Spooky Putty snake

Spell Damage +50%
+20 Damage to Spooky Spells
Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure
25% of enemy's current HP in Spooky Damage Mr. Store derivative
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Staff of Queso Escusado

Spell Damage +50%
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure
X-10 to X+10 Stench Damage
X equals the number of adventures spent today with one or more Stinky Cheese items equipped (max. 100).
Mr. Store derivative
Staff of the Lunch Lady

Spell Damage +75%
+Maximum HP/MP +15
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
+25% Food Drops from Monsters
(appears to do nothing)
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Staff of the Woodfire

+10 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Spell Damage +100%
Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure

Requires 150 Mysticality
10-20 Hot Damage
10-20 Spooky Damage
10-20 Sleaze Damage
Whittled from Underworld trunk
Staff of the Cozy Fish

Mysticality +15%
Spell Damage +150%
Makes you a much better diver

Requires 85 Mysticality
Delevels by 20-25 (40-50 while underwater)
Occasionally drops items (when underwater)
Obtained by using a fish stick cozy with a fish stick
Reverts to a fish stick after ~50 Adventures
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Staff of Simmering Hatred

Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Reduce enemy defense by 10%
Spell Damage +200%

Requires 125 Mysticality
40-50 Hot Damage Dropped by Yog-Urt, Elder Goddess of Hatred (as a Pastamancer)
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff

Spell Damage +200%
+30 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure

Requires 200 Mysticality
Delevels the enemy by X?
2X? Sleaze Damage
X is the number of beer cans in the staff (max ?).
Dropped by The Necbromancer
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