Chefstaff

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A Chefstaff is a powerful weapon for a sweet wizard.

To equip a Chefstaff, you must meet at least one of the following criteria:

Chefstaves cannot be equipped in your off-hand, even with the skill Double-Fisted Skull Smashing. They can, however, be wielded normally with other 1-handed weapons in the off-hand slot. A Disembodied Hand familiar cannot equip a chefstaff.

Chefstaves can typically be jiggled once per combat, which performs some special action specific to that chefstaff. See the individual chefstaff's page for details.

Rodoric, the Staffcrafter

Saucerors and Pastamancers can craft Chefstaves at The League of Chef-Magi with the help of Rodoric, the Staffcrafter.

Original Staff Snack Libation Items Chefstaff When Jiggled
Meatstaff.gif
basic meat staff
Ccheese.gif
bowl of cottage cheese
Beer.gif
ice-cold Sir Schlitz (3)
twinkly powder (3)
magicalness-in-a-can (5)
Chefstaff3.gif
Staff of the Short Order Cook

Spell Damage +20%
Mysticality +5
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure

Requires 15 Mysticality
10-15 damage
Staff.gif
spooky staff
Chorizo.gif
fricasseed brains
Beerbottle.gif
bottle of popskull
spooky powder (3)
spray paint (3)
Chefstaff6.gif
Staff of the Midnight Snack

Spell Damage +20%
+10 Damage to Spooky Spells
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure

Requires 15 Mysticality
10-15 Spooky Damage
Dripstaff.gif
dripping meat staff
Mugcake.gif
mugcake
Bloodymary.gif
bloody mary
twinkly nuggets
bottle of used blood
Chefstaff7.gif
Staff of Blood and Pudding

Spell Damage +25%
Maximum HP +15
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure

Requires 15 Mysticality
Steals 5-10 HP
Stirringstick.gif
big stirring stick
Menudo.gif
menudo
Rocks.gif
sangria
hippy herbal tea
concentrated magicalness pill
magical mystery juice (3)
Chefstaff18.gif
Staff of the Teapot Tempest

Spell Damage +25%
Mysticality +5
Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure

Requires 25 Mysticality
10-15 damage
Meatstaff.gif
Kentucky-fried meat staff
Bowl.gif
spicy noodles
Bottle.gif
bottle of tequila
hot nuggets
sleaze nuggets
Chefstaff1.gif
Staff of the Greasefire

Spell Damage +35%
+10 Damage to Hot Spells
+10 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure

Requires 20 Mysticality
8-12 Hot Damage
8-12 Sleaze Damage
Jacobsrung.gif
Jacob's rung
Gunkychicken.gif
gunky chicken
Winepainting.gif
painting of a glass of wine
spooky music box mechanism
creepy doll head
Elecstaff.gif
Staff of the Electric Range

Spell Damage +50%
+20 Damage to Spooky Spells
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure

Requires 75 Mysticality
15 damage
Restores 15 MP
Chefstaff18.gif
Staff of the Teapot Tempest
Bowl.gif
olive lo mein
Rocks.gif
around the world
jug-o-magicalness
asbestos ore
magical mystery juice (6)
Chefstaff19.gif
Staff of the Black Kettle

Spell Damage +75%
Mysticality +10
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure

Requires 75 Mysticality
20-25 damage
Rib.gif
rib of the Bonerdagon
Bowl.gif
spooky lo mein
Rocks.gif
old-fashioned
Glass Balls of the Goblin King
lump of diamond
lihc face
Chefstaff21.gif
Staff of the Soupbone

Spell Damage +75%
Maximum MP +15
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure

Requires 75 Mysticality
20-25 Spooky Damage
Pep bigcane.gif
giant candy cane
Pep patty.gif
peppermint patty
Pep drink2.gif
Crimbojito
lotion of coldness (3)
frozen nunchaku
freezerburned ice cube
Pepperstaff.gif
Staff of Holiday Sensations

Spell Damage +75%
+15 Damage to Cold Spells
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure

Requires 75 Mysticality
15-25 Cold Damage
Chefstaff19.gif
Staff of the Black Kettle
Soupbowl.gif
bätzle
Champagne.gif
Supernova Champagne
bit-o-cactus
squashed frog
eye of newt
salamander spleen
Chefstaff20.gif
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron

Spell Damage +125%
Mysticality +15
Regenerate 7-8 MP per adventure

Requires 125 Mysticality
30-35 damage
Ramstick.gif
ram stick
Bowl.gif
cold hi mein (3)
Wine.gif
icy mushroom wine
cold wad (10)
frozen feather
Chefstaff2.gif
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer

Spell Damage +150%
+20 Damage to Cold Spells
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure

Requires 125 Mysticality
25-30 Cold Damage
Delevels the enemy by 5-10 levels
Smolstaff.gif
smoldering staff
Bowl.gif
hot hi mein (3)
Wine.gif
flaming mushroom wine
hot wad (10)
flaming feather
Chefstaff8.gif
Staff of the Grand Flambé

Spell Damage +150%
Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure

Requires 125 Mysticality
35-40 Hot Damage
Lstaff.gif
linoleum staff
Bowl.gif
stinky hi mein (3)
Wine.gif
stinky mushroom wine
stench wad (10)
fetid feather
Chefstaff5.gif
Staff of the Kitchen Floor

Spell Damage +150%
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure

Requires 125 Mysticality
35-40 Stench Damage
Cheesestaf.gif
giant cheesestick
Bowl.gif
sleazy hi mein (3)
Wine.gif
flat mushroom wine
sleaze wad (10)
flirtatious feather
Chefstaff4.gif
Staff of the Grease Trap

Spell Damage +150%
+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure

Requires 125 Mysticality
35-40 Sleaze Damage
Slimestaff.gif
slime-covered staff
Slimefood.gif
slimy sweetbreads
Slimebooze.gif
slimy fermented bile bladder
sleaze wad (10)
big bumboozer marble
Scumsinkstaff.gif
Staff of the Scummy Sink

Spell Damage +150%
+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure
Slime Hates It

Requires 125 Mysticality
35-40 Sleaze Damage
Frostyarm.gif
Frosty's arm
Soupbowl.gif
bowl of fishysoisse
Daquiri.gif
mandarina colada (3)
glacial sapphire (3)
epic wad
frigid mote
Chefstaff9.gif
Staff of the Deepest Freeze

Spell Damage +200%
+30 Damage to Cold Spells
Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure

Requires 200 Mysticality
40-50 Cold Damage
Sk leg.gif
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
Hotpocket.gif
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
Coffeecup.gif
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
hot cluster (3)
vengeful spirit
Sk staff.gif
Staff of the Roaring Hearth

Spell Damage +250%
+40 Damage to Hot Spells
Regenerate 30-35 MP per adventure

Requires 250 Mysticality
30-40 Hot Damage
Multiplied by half the group size modifier for group monsters
Skeletonscepter.gif
scepter of the Skeleton Lord
Rocks.gif
bad rum and good cola (3)
Fr haunch.gif
denastified haunch (3)
Potion of Heroism (3) Slordstaff.gif
Staff of Kitchen Royalty

Spell Damage +200%
Regenerate 30-40 MP per adventure
Moxie +50%
+4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped

Requires 200 Mysticality
10-15 Spooky Damage, 3 times

Other

There are several other chefstaves that are obtained through other methods, listed below.

Chefstaff When Jiggled Obtained From
Headmasterstaff.gif
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals

+(2 * Smithsness) Spell Damage
+5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
+5 Smithsness
30% of the monster's current HP Mr. Store derivative
Pumpkinstaff.gif
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern

Spell Damage +20%
+10 Damage to Stench Spells
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure

Requires 15 Mysticality
5-10 Stench Damage
Stun enemy for one round
Mr. Store derivative
Sputtysnake.gif
Spooky Putty snake

Spell Damage +50%
+20 Damage to Spooky Spells
Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure
25% of enemy's current HP in Spooky Damage Mr. Store derivative
Sc staff.gif
Staff of Queso Escusado

Spell Damage +50%
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure
X-10 to X+10 Stench Damage
X equals the number of adventures spent today with one or more Stinky Cheese items equipped (max. 100).
Mr. Store derivative
Lunchstaff.gif
Staff of the Lunch Lady

Spell Damage +75%
+Maximum HP/MP +15
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
+25% Food Drops from Monsters
(appears to do nothing)
Ut staff.gif
Staff of the Woodfire

+10 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Spell Damage +100%
Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure

Requires 150 Mysticality
10-20 Hot Damage
10-20 Spooky Damage
10-20 Sleaze Damage
Whittled from Underworld trunk
Cozy3.gif
Staff of the Cozy Fish

Mysticality +15%
Spell Damage +150%
Makes you a much better diver

Requires 85 Mysticality
Delevels by 20-25 (40-50 while underwater)
Occasionally drops items (when underwater)
Obtained by using a fish stick cozy with a fish stick
Reverts to a fish stick after ~50 Adventures
Hate staff.gif
Staff of Simmering Hatred

Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Reduce enemy defense by 10%
Spell Damage +200%

Requires 125 Mysticality
40-50 Hot Damage Dropped by Yog-Urt, Elder Goddess of Hatred (as a Pastamancer)
Necrostaff.gif
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff

Spell Damage +200%
+30 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure

Requires 200 Mysticality
Delevels the enemy by X?
2X? Sleaze Damage
X is the number of beer cans in the staff (max ?).
Dropped by The Necbromancer

Avatar of Jarlsberg

An Avatar of Jarlsberg can craft chefstaves from cosmic ingredients (though only one of each type, apparently). These are all marked as Quest items and as such are lost on ascension.

Ingredient Chefstaff Myst req Effect
Cosmic fruit.gif
cosmic fruit
Jarl cs7.gif
Staff of Fruit Salad
N/A Spell Damage +10
Moxie +10
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Cosmic egg.gif
cosmic egg
Jarl cs1.gif
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast
N/A Spell Damage +10
Maximum HP +15
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Recover Some HP (10-15)
Cosmic potato.gif
cosmic potato
Jarl cs6.gif
Staff of the Hearty Dinner
N/A Spell Damage +10
Damage Reduction: 5
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Cosmic veg.gif
cosmic vegetable
Jarl cs3.gif
Staff of the Light Lunch
N/A Spell Damage +10
Combat Initiative +15%
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Deal Some Cold Damage
Cosmic meat.gif
cosmic potted meat product
Jarl cs5.gif
Staff of the All-Steak
50 Spell Damage +50%
Damage Reduction: 15
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5/day)
Cosmic cream.gif
cosmic cream
Jarl cs8.gif
Staff of the Cream of the Cream
50 Spell Damage +50%
Moxie +30
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence (5/day)
Cosmic dough.gif
cosmic dough
Jarl cs2.gif
Staff of the Staff of Life
50 Spell Damage +50%
Maximum HP +30
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
Jiggle: Full HP Recovery (5/day)
Cosmic cheese.gif
cosmic cheese
Jarl cs4.gif
Staff of the Standalone Cheese
50 Spell Damage +50%
Combat Initiative +30%
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day (5/day)


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