Cheap plastic kazoo
(In-game plural: cheap plastic kazoos)
The grating buzzing of your kazoo lulls your opponent into a deep trance. Wait, not 'trance'. 'Fury', that's the word I want. Fortunately he starts taking his anger out on his own ears instead of your face, doing X damage. SPLAT! BARF! BONK!
You unleash a torrent of high-pitched buzzing sounds from your kazoo. He, who it turns out is allergic to bees, thrashes around frantically, doing X to him-self in the process. BARF! SOCKO! BOINK!
You belt out your rendition of "Flight of the Bumblebee" on your cheap plastic kazoo. Your opponent takes X damage, and he screams in pain as his head explodes in a fountain of gore. (Not really.) SMACK! BARF! ZAP!
|TOP 10 cheap plastic kazoo collections|
6. Magic2729 - 7 | 7. Nikademus - 5 | 8. Epicgamer - 3 | 9. Farflier - 3 | 10. tangerineBaer - 2
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings