Category:Staves

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Staves are melee weapons. Despite the generally Mysticality-related enchantments on most staves, the player's muscle still determines whether or not they hit. All staves are 2-handed weapons or more.

Staves should not be confused with chefstaves, 1-handed Mysticality-based weapons which are in a different category altogether.

For a listing of staves sorted by power, see Staves (by power).

Staff-Specific Hit Messages:

You deliver a serious wound (to the tune of X damage) with your staff. You hope <it> doesn't get a staff infection. Actually, come to think of it, you hope <it> does. ZAP! POW! KAPOW!

You examine your staff to figure out which end is the business end, then you hit <it> with the business end of your staff for X damage. WHACK! BOOF! POW!

You grab your staff by one end and swing it like a really unwieldy baseball bat, hitting <it> in the head for X damage. BIFF! BOINK! BOOF!

You hit <it> in the foot with the end of your staff, and when <it> starts hopping on one foot, you hit <it> in the other foot. <It> falls on <its> ass, sustaining X damage. SPLAT! BAM! KAPOW!

You smack <it> upside the head with your staff, doing X damage and making a loud crunch. WHACK! SPLAT! BARF!

You speak softly, then clobber <it> with your big stick, dealing X damage. BONK! BOINK! KAPOW!

You stick your staff between <its> ankles, tripping <it> and dealing X damage. SOCKO! SPLAT! BOOF!

You twirl your staff around like a giant baton, and then hit <it> with it like something you'd hit with a giant baton, doing X damage. POW! WHAMMO! WHACK!