Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! You do X damage. BAM! BARF! POW!
You grab the end of your <polearm>, hold it out in front of you, and spin around in a circle, hitting <it> twice for X damage (total). You feel vaguely like a martial-arts-adept turtle. WHAM! WHAMMO! WHACK!
You plant your <polearm> firmly at your feet, then use it to brace yourself for a flying kick! You do X damage. SMACK! KAPOW! BAM!
You spin your <polearm> over your head all kung-fu style, then whack <it> with both ends, consecutively, doing X damage. SPLAT! KAPOW! BOOF!
You step close to <it> and spin your <polearm>, whacking <it> six or seven times for X damage. BOINK! BIFF! WHACK!
- "Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!" is a quote from the Warner Bros. cartoon "Robin Hood Daffy".
- "You feel vaguely like a martial-arts-adept turtle" is a reference to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, more specifically Donatello, whose weapon of choice was a bo staff.
Pages in category "Polearms"
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