You club <it> like there's no tomorrow, doing X damage. SPLAT! POW! ZOT!
You club <it> upside the head for X damage. BOOF! ZAP! SPLAT!
You deliver a Pesci-esque blow to the back of <its> head. X points' worth of blood ooze out of <its> ears. ZAP! KAPOW! KAPOW!
You give your opponent a nasty case of club elbow. By which I mean you club <its> elbow for X damage. ZOT! WHACK! KERBLAM!
You hit <it> in the ear with your club, dealing X damage. That had to hurt. ZOT! ZAP! KERBLAM!
You pull a Tonya Harding, hiring a random passerby to hit <it> in the knee with your club for X damage. SOCKO! ZAP! BOOF!
You viciously bludgeon <it>, dealing X damage. KERBLAM! BOINK! BAM!
The first rule of hitting with a club is you do not talk about hitting with a club. The second rule of hitting with a club is you do X damage. BOINK! KAPOW! ZOT!
You give <it> a knuckle sandwich, and since <it> still looks hungry, you follow up with a club sandwich for X damage. BIFF! POW! ZOT!
You induct <it> into the clubbed club, clubbing them for X damage. KAPOW! BOINK! KERBLAM!
- "The first rule of hitting with a club" refers to Fight Club: "The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club."
Pages in category "Clubs"
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