You club <it> like there's no tomorrow, doing X damage. KERBLAM! ZOT! POW!
You club <it> upside the head for X damage. ZOT! WHAM! POW!
You deliver a Pesci-esque blow to the back of <its> head. X points' worth of blood ooze out of <its> ears. WHAMMO! ZAP! BIFF!
You give your opponent a nasty case of club elbow. By which I mean you club <its> elbow for X damage. BONK! ZAP! WHACK!
You hit <it> in the ear with your club, dealing X damage. That had to hurt. WHAM! ZOT! BIFF!
You pull a Tonya Harding, hiring a random passerby to hit <it> in the knee with your club for X damage. KAPOW! SOCKO! WHACK!
You viciously bludgeon <it>, dealing X damage. BOINK! ZAP! WHAMMO!
The first rule of hitting with a club is you do not talk about hitting with a club. The second rule of hitting with a club is you do X damage. BONK! KERBLAM! BIFF!
You give <it> a knuckle sandwich, and since <it> still looks hungry, you follow up with a club sandwich for X damage. BIFF! BARF! WHAMMO!
You induct <it> into the clubbed club, clubbing them for X damage. BONK! BOOF! BOINK!
- "The first rule of hitting with a club" refers to Fight Club: "The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club."
Pages in category "Clubs"
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