Can of Spaghetto
This is possibly the worst abuse of both pasta and sauce imaginable. It's a store-brand can of extruded-corn spaghetti and "meat"balls, with lumps of congealed fat floating in the caustic, strangely orange tomato sauce. It's the most food you can get for 25 meat at your local scratch 'n' dent grocery store, but you're not about to eat it.
(In-game plural: Cans of Spaghetto)
- Zapping a blob of Alphredo™, freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini, handful of crafty noodles, spoonful of Linguine-Os, or tangled mass of creepy pasta only
|You find a deep and rushing river and chuck the can of Spaghetto as far into it as you can throw. It bobs for a second, then sinks mercifully out of sight. Your soul lightens as the Pastalord fills you with pure joy at its destruction.|
- Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs ("with meatballs" variety) will be feeling the sting.
|blob of Alphredo™ | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | handful of crafty noodles | spoonful of Linguine-Os | tangled mass of creepy pasta | Can of Spaghetto|
|TOP 10 Can of Spaghetto collections|
6. Mistress of the Obvious - 11 | 7. Asdfghx - 9 | 8. Zirrrus - 8 | 9. LastChans - 5 | 10. Veilanof - 4
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings