Can-you-dig-it?

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Spadebal.gif There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required.

What, if anything, does the enchantment do?

can-you-dig-it?
can-you-dig-it?

Let's just call this what it is: a one-handed gardening tool, used for taking dirt out of holes.

Okay, so I guess they're not holes until you take the dirt out of them. This is a tool, then, for making things that are not holes into holes.

Type: weapon (1-handed spade)
Damage: 1 - 2
Selling Price: 23 Meat.
Cannot be traded

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(In-game plural: can-you-dig-them?)
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Item number: 4572
Description ID: 374949238
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Obtained From

Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier
smooth jazz scabie

Messages

You hit for X damage with your spade, David. BONK! WHAM! WHACK!
You dig your can-you-dig-it? into them for X damage, and carefully note that in your spreadsheet, so you can calculate the average damage you're doing over time. BOINK! BOOF! ZAP!
Your calculations suggest it would be sub-optimal to hit them with the handle of your spade. So you hit them with the blade, instead, and do X damage, saving yourself an average of .5 adventures per run. WHACK! SOCKO! WHACK!
You smack your can-you-dig-it? into it over and over again, shouting, "tell me what algorithm determines the frequency of encountering you!" You don't get an answer, but you do X damage. POW! SOCKO! BIFF!

References

  • The item description refers to the phrase To call a spade a spade, even though this is technically a trowel.
  • The first hit message is a reference to the actor David Spade.
  • Spading in the KoL context means a thorough investigation of hidden game features.

Collection

TOP 10 can-you-dig-it? collections
1. AtlanteanScion - 324 | 2. El Acordeonachi - 195 | 3. Lord Stefano - 146 | 4. Yatsufusa - 42 | 5. pachinkoid - 26
6. Nikademus - 25 | 7. Macdaddy - 25 | 8. Mistress of the Obvious - 20 | 9. whizdad - 15 | 10. Yendor - 13
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings