Cake Lord

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Cake Lord
Monster ID 1756
Locations Madness Bakery: Heart of Madness
Hit Points 10
Attack 5
Defense 5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts cake,leg,torso,arm
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Cake Lord You're fighting the Cake Lord

You reach for the door, but it flings itself open before you even touch the knob. A booming voice emerges from the haze of the office beyond:

"WHO DARES DISTURB CAKE LORD?"

You creep into the office, hoping your eyes will adjust to the madness.

"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, DUMMY."

"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?"

"THEN <playername> ... IS A FOOL."

Hit Message(s):

Cake Lord's eyes blaze. It's unsurprising, because they are made of fire, but it hurts because they are very close to your <bung>. (hot damage)

Cake Lord cakebutts you, which is to say that he repeatedly hits you in the butt with cake until your butt is bruised and covered with frosting.

Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your <knee>, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife.

Critical Hit Message:

Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your <leg>, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.

Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.

Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.

Fumble Message:

Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Hey look, it's Madeline

Occurs at Madness Bakery.