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- CRIMBCO Cubicles
- Fight the daily grind in exchange for CRIMBCO scrip.
- CRIMBCO WC
- Fight off hobelves attacking through the sewers. (Available after December 23rd)
- CRIMBCO Cafeteria
- Buy specially enhanced CRIMBCO food or booze from the company cafeteria to help you fight off work-related boredom.
- CRIMBCO Gift Shop
- The company gift shop is where you can purchase goodies with your hard-earned CRIMBCO scrip (if you have any, you slacker).
- Mr. Mination's Office
- Visit the boss' office to accept a rewarding position with CRIMBCO.