C. H. U. M. chieftain

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C. H. U. M. chieftain
Location	A Maze of Sewer Tunnels (semi-rarely)
Hitpoints	364-668
Attack	330
Defense	300
Initiative	?
Meat	None
Element	None
Physical	None
Drops sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets, C.H.U.M. knife, bottle of sewage schnapps, bottle of sewage schnapps, Filthy Crown
Pickpocket	C.H.U.M. chum
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You're fighting a C. H. U. M. chieftain

As you're trudging through the muck, you're suddenly ambushed by a much larger than average C. H. U. M. Judging by the crown he's wearing, you're guessing he's some sort of C. H. U. M. leader. Judging by the way he's trying to stab you with a spear, you're guessing you're on his turf.

Hit Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his spear, but you duck out of the way. Right into the sewage. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)

He stabs you in the <bung> with his spear, then slashes your <bung> with his knife. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!

He hurls his knife with pinpoint accuracy into your shoulder. Then he throws a handful of sewage at you for good measure. Good for him, not for you. Ooh! Ooh! Oof! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He slices your <bung> with his knife, and you get sewer yuck in the cut. Oh man, that does not feel good.

Miss Message(s):

He tries to spear you, but you're spared the spear, as he misses.

He tries to lunge at you with his spear, but he trips over something and vanishes beneath the filthy water.

He thrusts his spear at you, but you steer clear of the spear, dear.

Fumble Message:

He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by a giant sewer goldfish, which he apparently worships as a god. And here you'd thought you'd seen it all.