C. H. U. M.
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 You're fighting a C. H. U. M.As you're plodding through the waist-deep muck, you hear a gurgle behind you and turn around to see some bubbles popping on the surface of the water. It's followed by a smell you recognize: a C. H. U. M. -- a Carnivorous Human-shaped Undersewer Monster.
He stands up, his hideously deformed head barely clearing the line of the water, and mutters something incomprehensible in the C. H. U. M.s' guttural language as he advances on you.
Hit Message(s):
He climbs out of the sewer and shouts "Cannonball!", then throws a cannonball at your shoulder. Oof! Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch!
He jumps on your head and pushes it below the water. You don't inhale any of the water, but you get some in your mouth, which is pretty much a fate worse than drowning. Oof! Oof! Oof!
He invites you to a tea party. It turns out that a tea party underneath the surface of a sewer is basically the worst tea party imaginable. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
He loses sight of you in the darkness of the sewer, and shouts "Marco!" When you reply "Polo!" he stabs you with his spear. Sucker. Oof! Argh! Argh! Ow! Ow! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
He climbs out of the sewer and shouts "Cannonball!", but you run. Get it? "Cannonball Run"? That was a great movie.
He tries to push your head under the water, but you duck. ...Wait, what?
He invites you to a tea party, but you politely decline.
Fumble Message:
He loses sight of you in the darkness of the sewer, and shouts "Marco!" You wisely keep silent.
Occurs at A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
Notes
- All of the item drops are conditionals, and thus cannot be pickpocketed.
Images
- The image for this monster is randomly selected from the following:
References
- C.H.U.M. is an obvious nod towards the C.H.U.D. movies.
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