Business hippy
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 You're fighting a business hippyThis is a hippy that understands the concept of supply and demand. At the moment, his face is demanding that you supply it with a fist. Who knew basic economics could be so satisfying?
Hit Message(s):
The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly. You think you feel a blood vessel burst in your head. Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)
The business hippy angrily slaps you in the <ear>, defending its wares. It stings, a little. Oof! Ow! (stench damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He smacks you upside the <ear> with his briefcase, then whips you upside the <ear> with his funky dreads. After all that, his odor assaults your nose. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! (stench damage)
Miss Message(s):
The business hippy snivels at you ingratiatingly, but is discouraged by your obvious hatred.
The business hippy starts to slap you, but can’t remember why he wanted to.
Fumble Message:
You ask him, "so, man, isn't it weird that you're a hippy, and yet you've given into the corporate mentality that separates us all?" He stops to ponder it for a while.
Occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.
Notes
References
- This adventure refers to the hippy Princeton student in the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, who has the line, "What kind of hippy am I? Man, I'm a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand."
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