|Locations||The Neverending Party|
|Hit Points||75% of its Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie - 5|
|Defense||Player's Muscle - 5|
As you try to negotiate the crowd of the party, a grubby-looking dude in a denim jacket backs into you. He turns around with a goofy grin on his face, which inexplicably turns into a frown as he throws a punch at you for no good reason.
"Like, watch out," he says, giggling, as he picks up a lamp and throws it at your <calf>. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
He burps up a cloud of smoke, which he blows in your factArgh! Argh! Argh! Argh! (stench damage). "Whoah, I don't remember smoking that," he giggles.
One of his buddies crashes his van through the front of the house, running you down. Your last thought as you're pinned to the floor and crushed is "cool dragon painting." (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ugh!
"Like, watch out," he says to a nearby lamp. Then he giggles for a while. "You're all right," he says to the lamp.
He pulls out a cigarette lighter and waves his fingers back and forth through the flame for a while. "Whoah."
He burps up a cloud of smoke and giggles at it for a while instead of attacking you.
He burps up a cloud of smoke and giggles at it for a while instead of attacking you. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 40-60 Meat. (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*|
|You acquire an item: denim jacket (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ratty knitted cap (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: van key (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: jam band bootleg (% chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurs at The Neverending Party.