Bulky Buddy Box (hatchling)
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Bulky Buddy Box
Shiny, metallic, and emblazoned on all eight sides with a comforting pink heart, this next generation pet rock called the Bulky Buddy Box will be sure to bring you luck on your varied and sundry hijinks throughout this crazy Kingdom!
The symptoms most commonly produced by exposure to the Bulky Buddy Box are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. Uncle Crimbo and Associates Corporation reminds you that the Bulky Buddy Box cannot speak. In the event that the Bulky Buddy Box does speak, the Corporation urges you to disregard its advice.
Type: familiar
Cannot be discarded ( In-game plural: Bulky Buddy Boxen) Obtained From
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- sturdy Crimbo crate (0-1)
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- This item is a reference to the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube from Portal, one of the games in Valve's The Orange Box. Since the Cube's appearance in a single level of the game, it has become a cultural phenomenon. The disclaimer in the item description is taken verbatim from said level, with "Aperture Science" replaced by "Uncle Crimbo and Associates Corporation"; and the terrarium text refers to the player's forced incineration of the Cube at the end of the level.
- The plural form, "boxen," is a reference to a humorous extrapolation of the irregular plural "oxen"; if more than one ox is a group of oxen, more than one fox is a group of foxen, and more than one box is a group of boxen. See wiktionary.
- The mention of "all eight sides" is yet another instance of a running gag about VEGeteriAN having believed the image of the ice-cold six-pack to show 8 beers.
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