| Level
| Skill
| Description
| Effect
| Effect Description
| MP Cost
|
| Accordion Thief Buffs
|
| 1
| The Moxious Madrigal
| Hearing this song will fill you (or somebody else) with great Moxie.
| The Moxious Madrigal
| +10 Moxie
| 2
|
| 2
| The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
| This song will attune you (or somebody else) with your (or somebody else's) spirituality (hippy) and increase your (or somebody else's) maximum MP.
| Magical Mojomuscular Melody
|
| 3
|
| 3
| Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
| Upon hearing this song, you (or somebody else) will begin to move very quickly, and with improved combat reaction times.
| Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
| +20% Combat Initiative
| 4
|
| 4
| The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
| This song will fill you (or somebody else) with passionate intensity, and great Strengthliness.
| Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
|
| 5
|
| 5
| The Polka of Plenty
| This song will fill you (or somebody else) with greed, and make more Meat drop from monsters in combat.
| Polka of Plenty
| +50% Meat from Monsters
| 7
|
| 6
| Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
| This horrible song will make whoever hears it very angry. And anger, in this case, will correspond with increased melee damage.
| Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
|
| 9
|
| 7
| Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
| Upon hearing this song, the listener will be imbued with superior looting skills - monsters will drop items more frequently in combat.
| Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
| +20% Items from Monsters
| 11
|
| 8
| Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
| Upon hearing this song, you (or somebody else) will gain a strange absorbency. Monsters will do less damage to you (or somebody else) in combat.
| Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
| ? Damage Reduction
| 13
|
| 9
| The Psalm of Pointiness
| And lo, unto the audience shall be conjured an aura of pointiness, and verily shalt those who attack the audience be poked as though with legion pointy objects.
| Psalm of Pointiness
| Damages attacking enemies and decreases their ML?
| 15
|
| 10
| Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
| This song will impart upon its listener a sense of righteous indignation. This indignation will manifest as a 10% increase in all of the listener's stats.
| Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
| +10% to All Stats
| 30
|
| 11
| Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
| This song makes it so you (or another player) learn more from your combat experiences, and gain more stats from battles.
| Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
| +1 Muscleboundness, +1 Wizardliness, +1 Sarcasm per battle
| 40
|
| 12
| The Ode to Booze
| This is the best song ever. Whoever hears this song will gain a remarkable ability to drink, and will gain more adventures from alcoholic beverages.
| Ode to Booze
| +1-4 Adventures per drink, depending on the quality
| 50
|
| 13
| The Sonata of Sneakiness
| Hearing this song will imbue the listener with astounding obfuscative abilities, and make them less likely to encounter monsters while adventuring.
| The Sonata of Sneakiness
| Combat Frequency -5%
| 20
|
| 14
| Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
| Hearing this song will increase the listener's production of anger pheromones. Monsters will be more attracted to them.
| Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
| Combat Frequency +5%
| 20
|
| 15
| Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
| This song generates an aura of intense annoyingness around anyone who hears it. The aura makes monsters want to hit the possessor much, much harder.
| Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
| +2 Monster Level per level of listener
| 30
|
| N/A
| Dirge of Dreadfulness
| This song is depressing. Not in a melancholy, I-haven't-heard-this- since-way-back-when way, but in a soul-crushing hopelessness way. Seriously. Sad, sad song.
| Dirge of Dreadfulness
|
| 9
|
| Sauceror Buffs
|
| 4
| Elemental Saucesphere
| This spell conjures a shell of sauce around you (or another player), which will protect you (or another player) from all elemental attacks.
| Elemental Saucesphere
| So-So Resistance to All Elements
| 10
|
| 7
| Jalapeño Saucesphere
| This spell will conjure a shell of spicy sauce around you (or another player.) Any monster that passes through the shield will take damage. Additionally, any sauce spells that pass through the shell will return a portion of their MP cost as HP.
| Jalapeño Saucesphere |
- Monsters hitting you take 1-5 damage
- Casting a sauce spell returns the casting cost as HP, with some variance
| 5
|
| 10
| Jabañero Saucesphere
| This spell will summon a thick shell of extremely spicy sauce around you (or another player.) Any monster that passes through the shield will take damage. Additionally, any sauce spells that pass through the shell will return a portion of their MP to the caster.
| Jabañero Saucesphere
|
- Monsters hitting you take 1-5 damage
- Casting a sauce spell returns 25% (±1) MP of the casting cost
| 10
|
| N/A
| Scarysauce
| This spell coats you (or somebody else) with a writhing coating of sauce. But not any ordinary sauce -- sauce made of the very essence of fear. The overall effect is very spooky.
| Scarysauce
|
| 10
|
| Turtle Tamer Buffs
|
| 4
| Ghostly Shell
| This skill conjures the shell of a ghostly tortoise, which envelops you (or another player) in a protective shield, greatly reducing damage taken in combat.
| Ghostly Shell
| +80 Damage Absorption
| 6
|
| 6
| Tenacity of the Snapper
| This skill makes you (or another player) relentless in combat, like the fierce Snapping Turtles of the Days of Old. It will increase the damage done by each strike.
| Tenacity of the Snapper
| +8 Melee Damage
| 8
|
| 8
| Empathy of the Newt
| This skill makes you (or another person) temporarily gain an uncanny empathy towards your (or their) familiar
| Empathy
| +5 to Familiar Weight
| 15
|
| 9
| Reptilian Fortitude
| By imbuing you with the physical strength of 1000 snakes and lizards, this skill temporarily boosts your maximum HP.
| Reptilian Fortitude
| +30 HP
| 10
|
| 12
| Astral Shell
| This is a vastly improved version of the Ghostly Shell skill. It increases the amount of damage absorbed by your (or another player's) hat and pants in combat. Additionally, it will protect you (to a limited degree) from the elements of heat, cold, stench, spookiness, and sleaziness.
| Astral Shell
|
| 10
|
