Brock "Rocky" Flox
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|Brock "Rocky" Flox|
|Locations||The Glacier of Jerks|
|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)|
Here in the ice you'll find Brock "Rocky" Flox,
A bruiser, a brawler (please understand fully),
A grown-up who nonetheless still liked to bully.
So roundly unpleasant to anyone meek,
He'd noogie each nerd and kick geeks to next week!
Now standing before him, you hear Mr. Flox scoff,
So do us a favor and knock his darn socks off.
He tries to Wet Willy you, but don't you fear,
It's not what you think, it's just spit in your ear.
He throws a haymaker but nothing goes crunch,
You dodged him! You beat "Rocky" Flox to the punch!
He tries for a wedgie; you dance out of reach,
Thus saving yourself from his tug and your screech.
He calls you a nerd, but you turn a deaf ear,
"Nerds are cool now, you ninny, or didn't you hear?"
You verbally smack him with words like a knife,
Which makes him re-think what he's done with your life.
|You acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle|
|You acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle (??% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: pink-belly slapper (5% chance)*|
Occurs at The Glacier of Jerks.