Briefcase bat
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 You're fighting a briefcase batThis is a bat with the body of a briefcase. At least it's somewhat smaller than the boxercase bats.
Hit Message(s):
It batters you on the <leg> with its briefcase body. Oof! Ow! Ooh!
It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, which breaks your concentration. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
It briefly smacks you in the <leg> with its briefcase. Thank god it wasn't a thoroughcase. Eek! Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Why didn't someone tell you there was a guy in the briefcase with a damn hand cannon? Ugh! Oof!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to batter your <leg> with its briefcase body, but you batter it right back. Batter up!
It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, but you dodge the beam.
It briefly smacks you with its briefcase, but the smack is too brief to really hurt.
Fumble Message:
It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Luckily, not one of them hits you. That's a miracle, and I want you to acknowledge it!
  Meat | You gain 25-37 Meat. (average: 31.2, stdev: 2.6)* |
Occurs at Guano Junction.
References
- The "beam of golden light" from the combat text is a reference to the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction -- the contents of the briefcase are never seen, but when it's opened a golden light pours out. The critical and fumble messages both contain partial quotes from this movie.
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