Brick outhouse

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Brick outhouse
Monster ID 1483
Locations Unleash Your Inner Wolf
Hit Points 100*(Houses encountered+1)
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
brick outhouse You're fighting a brick outhouse

This is an outdoor restroom made of brick. It's not got a lot in the way of plumbing; it's more of the "toilet seat suspended over a pit of foulness" model. For some unfathomable reason, a bunch of pigs have taken up residence here. Well, okay, pigs are filthy animals, so that makes some kind of sense.

Your inner wolf resolves to dunk these pigs in some soapy water before devouring them.

Hit Message(s):

A pig comes out of the brick outhouse, releasing a foul stench when he opens the door. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)

A wee little pig comes out of the outhouse and goes wee, wee, wee on your feet. Ew, and it smells like it ate some asparagus recently. Ouch! Ow! Eek! (stench damage)

A pig comes out of the brick outhouse, a disgusting piece of toilet paper wrapped around one trotter. Argh! Oof! Eek! (stench damage)

A pig comes out of the outhouse munching a filthy roast beef sandwich, which he throws at you. Ow! Ooh! Ugh! (stench damage)

The pig who stayed home from the market pokes its snout out of the outhouse just long enough to blast you with a gross belch. Argh! Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)

The pig who went to market comes back and runs his next errand, which is dropping some kids off at the pool. And he leaves the door open! Gross! Oof! Eek! Ouch! (stench damage)

The cap on the outhouse vent blows of in a thick green cloud of stench that rolls over you, filling your nose and mouth and reminding you that smell is a particulate. Eek! Ouch! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

A pig comes out of the brick outhouse and warns you not to go in there for a while.

A pig comes out of the outhouse munching on some roast beef. Gross, man.

A wee little pig from the outhouse tries to go wee on you, but you tell him to do that in the outhouse.

The pig who went to market comes back to drop some kids off at the pool, but closes the door, thank god.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
Trophy.gif +3 Pigs Evicted!

Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.