Breakdancing raver

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Breakdancing raver
Monster ID 855
Locations Outside the Club
Hit Points 150
Attack 140
Defense 126
Initiative
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
candy necklace, rave visor, teddybear backpack
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
breakdancing raver You're fighting a breakdancing raver

One of the ravers takes his pacifier out of his mouth and sneers at you as you approach. "You think you're getting inside before I do, Grandpa? Get real. You don't have the threads, and you don't have the moves."

"I've forgotten more moves than you'll ever know, kid," you remark, cracking your knuckles.

"Ooh, scary. You lookin' to throw down?" He does a hand-spring onto a large sheet of cardboard that someone seems to have duct-taped to the ground. "Bring it, fossil."

Hit Message(s):

He hits you with his teddybear backpack. The backpack's painfully adorable, and the attack is adorably painful. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

He does a pirouette. You point out that's not a breakdance move, so he smacks you with his pacifier. Eek! Argh! Ouch!

He does a spin-kick. You'd point out that that's not a breakdance move, but your head hurts too badly. Ouch! Oof! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He takes off his candy necklace and snaps it on your <ear>. Then he kicks you in the shins. The rest is a PLUR blur. Oof! Ooh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his teddybear backpack, but you won't let it be your teddy bear.

He does a pirouette. You point out that's not a breakdance move.

He does a spin-kick. You do a duck-dodge.

Fumble Message:

He remembers that the principles of Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect don't include beating the crap out of random adventurers. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

Suddenly and unexpectedly, the raver drops to the ground and whirls his legs around like a windmill, catching you with a vicious kick to the knee. You stagger backwards, barely managing to keep your footing. Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Oof!

or

The raver drops to the ground and starts spinning his legs wildly. He's much too far away from you to actually hit you, but it still looks pretty impressive.


After Combat

Equipment you can knock loose by using Rave Steal:

Candynecklace.gifYou acquire an item: candy necklace
Visor.gifYou acquire an item: rave visor
Bearpack.gifYou acquire an item: teddybear backpack

Occurs at Outside the Club.

Notes

References

  • Like the Teddy Bear and the Evil Teddy Bear, the teddybear backpack miss message refers to the 1957 Elvis Presley Hit "Teddy Bear".
  • PLUR (Peace Love Unity Respect) is a credo associated with the early 90s rave movement.