Boxing glove on a spring

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boxing glove on a spring
boxing glove on a spring

Few things say "comedy" as succinctly as a boxing glove on a spring. And when it comes to punching somebody from far away, well, that's just another way this thing comes out on top.

Type: ranged weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 6 - 11
Moxie Required: 12
Selling Price: 65 Meat.

Moxie +3
Weapon Damage +4
Combat Initiative +10%


(In-game plural: boxing gloves on springs)
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Item number: 3851
Description ID: 691486344
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Recipe

Wad.gif spring boxing glove
Equals.gif boxing glove on a spring

Messages

You hit <it> with your boxing glove on a spring, for X damage. Hey, no glove, no love, and love hurts. ZAP! SMACK! BOOF!
You let fly with your boxing glove on a spring, hitting <it> for X damage. Aww, and they[sic] could have been a contender. SPLAT! BIFF! BIFF!
You shout, "Adrian!" and hit <it> with your boxing glove on a spring for X damage. You're a wreckin' machine! BOINK! KAPOW! BOINK!
You wait until <it> opens <its> mouth wide, then punch out with your boxing glove on a spring for X damage. SOCKO! WHAM! WHAMMO!

References

  • "They could have been a contender" is a reference to the 1954 movie On the Waterfront starring Marlon Brando as an ex-prizefighter.
  • The "No glove, no love" part of one of the hit messages references an episode of Futurama. It is also one of the catchphrases used to promote use of condoms.
  • The "Adrian!" hit message is a reference to the Rocky series of films.
  • Waiting until your opponent's mouth is open is a reference to the trick to beating King Hippo from the NES game Punch Out!!

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 boxing glove on a spring collections
1. AndyTheGreat - 858 | 2. Pastahead - 326 | 3. Mistress of the Obvious - 286 | 4. aguy777 - 157 | 5. Chunky Spelunky - 127
6. Ivan The Terrible - 85 | 7. Nikademus - 67 | 8. XYZ Gladiator - 59 | 9. Some1 - 59 | 10. jimmy_hoffa - 37
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings