Bottle of goofballs

From TheKolWiki
Jump to: navigation, search
Spadebal.gif There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required.

What's the stat loss dependence?

bottle of goofballs
bottle of goofballs

This is a bottle of pills labeled "goofballs." Something tells you that it'd probably be a bad idea to take these.

Type: potion
Effect: Hopped Up on Goofballs (10 Adventures)Muscle +20%
Moxie +20%

Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: bottles of goofballs)
View metadata
Item number: 879
Description ID: 185274556
View in-game: view

Obtained From

A Suspicious-Looking Guy
The first is given for free, each one after that costs 1,000 meat more than the last.

When Used

  • First six uses each ascension:
Goofballs.gif
Hoppedup.gifYou acquire an effect: Hopped Up on Goofballs
(duration: 10 Adventures)
Goofballs.gif
Hoppedup.gifYou acquire an effect: Hopped Up on Goofballs
(duration: 10 Adventures)
Your shakes calm down.
  • Each subsequent use:
Goofballs.gif
Hoppedup.gifYou acquire an effect: Hopped Up on Goofballs
(duration: 10 Adventures)
You lose some Strongness.
You lose some Magicalness.
You lose some Smarm.
These things are bad for you...

Notes

  • From the seventh bottle onwards, you start losing increasing amounts from your stats.
  • Takes away the effect Goofball Withdrawal.
  • Letting this effect run out will result in 30 adventures of Goofball Withdrawal after rollover. However, it should be noted that taking the goofballs without letting the effect run out on the same day will prevent Goofball Withdrawal.
  • Goofball Withdrawal still occurs if Hopped Up on Goofballs is removed with soft green echo eyedrop antidote instead of letting it run out.

History

  • On? May 3rd, 2013, the name of this item was changed from "goofballs" to "bottle of goofballs".

References

  • In modern popular culture, the terms "goofballs" and "hopped up on goofballs" refer to various types of drugs and their effects. Originally (circa 1970s) the term "goofballs" referred to quaaludes. Recently, the term has become very ambiguously defined and can refer to anything from simple benzodiazepine (a class of mild sedatives) intoxication to a combination of cocaine or amphetamines and barbiturates.

Collection

TOP 10 bottle of goofballs collections
1. Ezandora - 9033 | 2. Major Meat - 1945 | 3. Fuz - 1714 | 4. APOCALYPSE THROB - 1337 | 5. prETty - 1167
6. DerMagus - 1156 | 7. Holler - 1108 | 8. Smoking Tongue - 1000 | 9. Donavin69 - 774 | 10. laidAK - 751
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings