Bonus Spell Damage

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that provides bonus spell damage. This is damage over and above the standard spell damage caused by your attack spell. To see various maximum levels of bonus damage, see Maximizing Your Spell Damage. The Calculating Spell Damage page may also be of interest.

Bonus elemental damage applies only to spells which deal damage of the element listed. For example, the black catseye marble adds 75 Spooky Damage to Spooky Spells only.

Absolute Increasers

The following items adjust your spell damage by a set amount. Some effects only modify spells of a sympathetic element.

Source Source Type Bonus
Damage
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
rainbow pearl necklace Accessory 200 Always   200 200 Mys
  • A very rare item
  • All Attributes +15
  • May not equip more than one
big bumboozer marble Off-Hand Item 80 Always   085 85 Mys
Demonicity Item 80 Spooky 40 turns Item Loss None
black catseye marble Off-Hand Item 75 Spooky Always   085 85 Mys
beach ball marble Off-Hand Item 35 and 35 Hot or 35 Cold Always   085 85 Mys
deck of lewd playing cards Off-Hand Item 69 Sleaze Always   022 22 Mys
steely marble Off-Hand Item 65 Sleaze Always   085 85 Mys
slime-covered staff Weapon (2H) 60 Always rusty staff 200 Mys
PVC staff Weapon (2H) 60 Cold Always   085 85 Mus
beige clambroth marble Off-Hand Item 30 and 30 Hot Always   085 85 Mys
jet bennie marble Off-Hand Item 55 Spooky Always   085 85 Mys
Cold Throat Food 50 Cold and 100% 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from ice cream sandwich
Egg Burps Food 50 Stench and 100% 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from plumber's lunch
Greasy Visage Food 50 Sleaze and 100% 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from can of Adultwitch™
Night of the Nachos Food 50 Spooky and 100% 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness None Obtained from nachos of the night
Song of Sauce Effect 50 Hot and 100% 10 turns 100 MP +50 Hot Damage
You're Not Cooking Food 50 Hot and 100% 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from fireman's lunch
Trepandation Adventure 50 and 50% 20 turns 1 Adventure None
witch's bra Shirt 50 Cold + 50% Always   85 Mys
bumblebee marble Off-Hand Item 50 Always   085 85 Mys
crusty hula hoop Accessory 50 Always   200 200 Mys
  • Mysticality +15%
  • 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
  • Cannot equip more than one
ghost shawl Back 50 Always   200 Mys
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime Accessory 50 Spooky Always   35 35 Mys
card sleeve Off-Hand Item 45 Always     With an Alice's Army Foil Alchemist inserted
lemonade marble Off-Hand Item 45 Cold Always   085 85 Mys
Banono Item 40 Stench 20 turns Item Loss None
Blood-Gorged Item 40 Sleaze 20 turns Item Loss None
Bone-Chilling Item 40 Cold 20 turns Item Loss None
Brimstone Brooch Accessory 40 Always   030 30 Mys
Bugbear in Tooth and Claw Item 40 20 turns Item Loss None
Choker of the Ultragoth Accessory 40 Spooky Always   060 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
  • May not equip more than one
Hood Ridin' Item 40 Hot 20 turns Item Loss None
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace Accessory 40 Cold Always   060 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
  • May not equip more than one
Mudflap-Girl Necklace Accessory 40 Sleaze Always   060 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
  • May not equip more than one
Pendant of Fire Accessory 40 Hot Always   060 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
  • May not equip more than one
Putrid Pendant Accessory 40 Stench Always   060 60 Mys
  • All Attributes +3
  • May not equip more than one
teflon spatula Weapon (1H) 40 Always   085 85 Mys
red China marble Off-Hand Item 40 Hot Always   085 85 Mys
brown crock marble Off-Hand Item 35 Stench Always   085 85 Mys
cursed ring finger ring Accessory 30 Spooky and 50% Always   200 Mys
Chester's Aquarius medallion Accessory 30 Sleaze Always   200 200 Mys
  • All Spells Cast Are Sleaze
  • May not equip more than one
  • Only works for P Spells
Crimbo Flavor Effect 30 10 turns Item Loss, 4 Spleen Level 4 Obtained from Crimbo paste
disturbing fanfic Off-Hand Item 30 to Sleaze Always   15 15 Mys  
enchanted fire extinguisher Off-Hand Item 30 Cold and 100% Always   200 200 Mys
Indescribable Flavor Effect 30 10 turns Item Loss, 4 Spleen Level 4 Obtained from indescribably horrible paste
marinara jug Off-Hand Item 30 Always   150 150 Mys Bonus for Ss only
The Necbromancer's Stein Off-Hand Item 30 Spooky and 100% Always   200 200 Mys
  • The Haunted Sorority House Boss Item
  • Bonus for Pastamancers only:
  • All Spells Cast are Spooky
  • Spooky effects are for Pastamancers only
Ol' Scratch's ash can Off-Hand Item 30 Hot and 100% Always   200 200 Mys
Ol' Scratch's manacles Accessory 30 Hot Always   200 200 Mys
  • All Spells Cast Are Hot
  • Moxie +15%
  • Works only for P and S spells
  • May not equip more than one
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat Hat 30 Hot Always   200 200 Mys
Oscus's pelt Accessory 30 Stench Always   200 200 Mys
plexiglass pinky ring Accessory 30 Always   075 75 Mys
Spooky Blur Item 30 Spooky 20 turns Item Loss None
Staff of the Deepest Freeze Weapon (1H) 30 Cold and 200% Always   200 200 Mys
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff Weapon (1H) 30 Sleaze and 200% Always   200 200 Mys
Wand of Oscus Off-Hand Item 30 Stench and 100% Always   200 200 Mys
green peawee marble Off-Hand Item 30 Stench Always   085 85 Mys
fire hose Pants 25 Hot and 30% Always 60 Mox +20 Hot Damage
"honey" dipper Weapon (1H) 25 Stench and 30% Always 60 Mys +20 Stench Damage
plain paper hat Hat 25 Cold and 30% Always 60 Mox +20 Cold Damage
Sketcherz™ Accessory 25 Sleaze and 30% Always 60 Mys +20 Sleaze Damage
skull gearshift knob Off-Hand Item 25 Spooky and 30% Always 60 Mus +20 Spooky Damage
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes Hat 25 Always   50 Mox
big pants Pants 25 Always   150 Mox
Elizabeth's Dollie Off-hand 25 Spooky Always   45 Mys Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4)
rusty staff Weapon (2H) 25 Always   85 Mys
wings of fire Back 25 Hot Always None +25 Hot Damage
Windsor Pan of the Source Weapon (1H) 23 Always   60 Mys
ancient ice cream scoop Weapon (1H) 20 Always None 070 70 Mys  
astral chapeau Hat 20 Always   None
astral ring Accessory 20 Always   None
  • Mysticality +25%
  • Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure
bakelite bowl Off-hand 20 Always   40 Mus
barrel beryl nose ring Accessory 20 Always   30 Mys
boneana hammock Pants 20 Sleaze Always None 045 45 Mox
Destructive Resolve Item 20 20 turns Item Loss None
electric crutch Weapon (1H) 20 Always   None Obtained from your Pen Pal
Grimacite girdle Accessory 20 Always   015 15 Mys
half-melted spoon Weapon (1H) 10, 10 Hot Always   42 Mys
kickback cookbook Off-Hand Item 20 Always   005 5 Mys Purchased from Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery for 4000 Meat
massive sitar Weapon (2H) 20 Always   080 80 Mox Mysticality +12
Mer-kin bunwig Hat 20 Always   85 Mox
Operation Patriot Shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 20 Always   None
red book Off-Hand Item 20 Always   60 Mys Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker Item 20 20 combat turns Item Loss  
Spooky Putty snake Weapon (1H) 20 Spooky and 50% Always   None
Staff of the Electric Range Weapon (1H) 20 Spooky and 50% Always   75 Mys
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Staff of the Grease Trap Weapon (1H) 20 Sleaze and 150% Always   125 125 Mys
Staff of the Kitchen Floor Weapon (1H) 20 Stench and 150% Always   125 125 Mys
Staff of Queso Escusado Weapon (1H) 20 Stench and 50% Always   None
Staff of the Scummy Sink Weapon (1H) 20 Sleaze and 150% Always 125 Mys
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer Weapon (1H) 20 Cold and 150% Always   125 125 Mys
stainless steel scarf Accessory 20 Always   030 30 Mys
wumpus-hair wig Hat 20 Stench Always   035 35 Mox
star spatula Weapon (1H) 18 Always   060 60 Mys  
Keel-haulin' knife Weapon (1H) 17 Always   060 60 Mys  
17-alarm Saucepan Weapon (1H) 15 Hot Always   015 15 Mys
Angelhair Culottes Pants 15 Always   30 Mys
big bad voodoo mask Hat 15 Always   065 65 Mox Mysticality +7
card sleeve Off-Hand Item 15 Always     With an Alice's Army Alchemist inserted
clingfilm slippers Accessory 15 Always   060 60 Mys
Engorged Sausages and You Off-hand 15 Always   35 Mys
Erudite Item 15 10 turns Item Loss None
flowing hippy skirt Pants 15 Stench Always   075 75 Mox Mysticality +9
Fustulent Item 15 Stench 10 turns Item Loss None
giant artisanal rice peeler Weapon (1H) 15 Always 60 Mys
Grimacite garter Accessory 15 Always   017 17 Mys
Hella Smart The Styx Pixie 15 10 turns   Bad Moon
honey dipper Weapon (1H) 15 Always   72 Mys
Jacob's rung Weapon (1H) 15 Always   45 Mys
  • Maximum MP +15
little black book Off-hand 15 Always   65 Mys
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
rib of the Bonerdagon Weapon (2H) 15 Always   025 25 Mus
solid baconstone necklace Accessory 15 Always   040 40 Mys
Staff of Holiday Sensations Weapon (1H) 15 Cold and 75% Always 75 Mys
woven baling wire bracelets Accessory 15 Always   075 75 Mys -1 MP to use Skills
silver shrimp fork Weapon (1H) 14 Always   045 45 Mys
oversized pizza cutter Weapon (1H) 13 Always   035 35 Mys  
chopsticks Weapon (1H) 12 Always   023 23 Mys Combat Initiative +20%
Dirge of Dreadfulness AT Buff Skill 12 Spooky 5-15 turns 9 MP None
enchanted toothpick Accessory 12 Always   025 25 Mys May not equip more than one
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction AT Buff Skill 12 5-15 turns 9 MP None Bonus Weapon Damage +12
Ancient Saucehelm Hat 11 Always   015 15 Mys
Baconstoned Item 11 5-50 turns Item Loss None
giant cheesestick Weapon (2H) 11 Sleaze Always   045 45 Mus Mysticality +5
junk band Accessory 11 Always   15 Mys
smoldering staff Weapon (2H) 11 Stench Always   045 45 Mus
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern Weapon (1H) 10 Stench and 20% Always   15 Mys
baconstone pendant Accessory 10 Always   010 10 Mys Mysticality +4
bat whip Weapon (1H) 10 Always   None Monster Level +5
black cloak Back 10 Always   75 Mys
blackberry slippers Accessory 10 and 5% Always   075 75 Mys
Blessing of Charcoatl Effect 10 Hot 20 turns Item Loss Level 11
clockwork staff Weapon (2H) 10 Always   025 25 Mys
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration Off-Hand Item 10 Always   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) inflict Hot Damage
Cookbook of the Damned Off-Hand Item 10 Always   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) inflict Stench Damage
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug Off-Hand Item 10 Hot Always   None
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer Off-Hand Item 10 Stench Always   None
crystalline reamer Weapon (1H) 10 Always   22 Mys
enchantlers Hat 10 Hot Always   042 42 Mox  
eye of the Tiger-lily Off-hand Item 10 Always   020 20 Mys Item Drops +5%
Gaia beads Accessory 10 Stench Always   072 72 Mys +10 Stench
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire Off-Hand Item 10 Always   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) inflict Cold Damage
glow-in-the-dark necklace Accessory 10 Always   10 Mys
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans Off-hand 10 Always   5 Mys
hand-carved staff Weapon (2H) 10 Always   30 Mus
huge spoon Weapon (1H) 10 Always   030 30 Mys  
iron dagger Weapon (1H) 10 Always   None
  • Muscle +3
  • +5% Item drops from Monsters
iron pasta spoon Weapon (1H) 10 Always   040 40 Mys  
ironic battle spoon Weapon (1H) 10 Always   5 Mys
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas Off-hand 10 Always   5 Mys
Necrotelicomnicon Off-Hand Item 10 Always   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) inflict Spooky Damage
papier-masque Accessory 10 7 papier-mâché globs 20 Mys
  • Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
  • Makes your possessions seem more interesting
Papowerful Item 10 5-15 turns Item Loss None
pig-iron bracers Accessory 10 Always   030 30 Mys
ram-battering staff Weapon (2H) 10 Hot Always   052 52 Mus Moxie +5
ring of increase damage Accessory 10 Always   025 25 Mys Bonus Weapon Damage +10
shamanic beads Accessory 10 Always   47 Mys
silver tongue charrrm bracelet Accessory 10 Always   080 80 Mys
  • Moxie +5
  • May not equip more than one
Sinful Desires Off-Hand Item 10 Always   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) inflict Sleaze Damage
soylent staff Weapon (2H) 10 Always   035 35 Mus Mysticality +4
Spirit of Bacon Grease P Non-combat Skill 10 Intrinsic   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) do Sleaze Damage
Spirit of Cayenne P Non-combat Skill 10 Intrinsic   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) do Hot Damage
Spirit of Garlic P Non-combat Skill 10 Intrinsic   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) do Stench Damage
Spirit of Peppermint P Non-combat Skill 10 Intrinsic   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon and Fettucini) do Cold Damage
Spirit of Wormwood P Non-combat Skill 10 Intrinsic   None All Pastamancer spells (except Weapon) do Spooky Damage
Staff of Fruit Salad Weapon (1H) 10 Always   None
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Moxie +10
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Staff of the Greasefire Weapon (1H) 10 Hot and 10 Sleaze and 35% Always   020 20 Mys
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast Weapon (1H) 10 Always   None
Staff of the Hearty Dinner Weapon (1H) 10 Always   None
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Staff of the Light Lunch Weapon (1H) 10 Always   None
Staff of the Midnight Snack Weapon (1H) 10 Spooky and 20% Always   015 15 Mys
Sweet and Red Item 10 and 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from sugar cherry
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet Accessory 10 Stench Always   060 60 Mys
  • +10 Stench
  • May not equip more than one
Tesla's Electroplated Beans Off-hand 10 Always   5 Mys
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard Accessory 10 Always   None
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven Accessory 10 Always   010 10 Mys Maximum MP +30
war tongs Weapon (1H) 10 Hot Always   075 75 Mys
warbear oil pan Weapon (1H) 10 Hot and 10 Sleaze Always   None
Wrath Passive Skill 10 Always   Bad Moon
foot-long hot daub Weapon (2H) 9 Hot Always   27 Mus
hot daub bun Hat 9 Hot Always   27 Mys
hot daub stand Pants 9 Hot Always   27 Mox
foon of fearfulness Off-Hand Item 8 Spooky Always   010 10 Mys Mysticality +3
foon of fleshiness Off-Hand Item 8 Sleaze Always   010 10 Mys Mysticality +3
foon of foulness Off-Hand Item 8 Stench Always   010 10 Mys Mysticality +3
foon of frigidity Off-Hand Item 8 Cold Always   010 10 Mys Mysticality +3
foon of fulmination Off-Hand Item 8 Hot Always   010 10 Mys Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin melon baller Weapon (1H) 8 Always   025 25 Mys  
filthy pestle Weapon (1H) 7 Always   015 15 Mys  
hairy staff Weapon (2H) 7 Always   045 45 Mus
linoleum crossbow Weapon (2H) 7 Always   035 35 Mox Moxie +7
linoleum staff Weapon (2H) 7 Always   045 45 Mus Mysticality +7
linoleum sword Weapon (2H) 7 Always   040 40 Mus Muscle +7
projectile icemaker Weapon (2H) 7 Always   045 45 Mox
shuddersword Weapon (2H) 7 Always   045 45 Mus
2-ball Off-Hand Item 5 Cold Always   None +5 Cold Damage
3-ball Off-Hand Item 5 Spooky Always   None
4-ball Off-Hand Item 5 Sleaze Always   None +5 Sleaze Damage
5-ball Off-Hand Item 5 Hot Always   None +5 Hot Damage
6-ball Off-Hand Item 5 Stench Always   None +5 Stench
9-ball Off-Hand Item 5 Always   None
Aspect of the Twinklefairy Item 5 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None
big stirring stick Weapon (2H) 5 Always   035 35 Mus Mysticality +5
demonskin jacket Shirt 5 Hot Always   25 Mus, Torso Awaregness Mysticality +5
flyest of shirts Shirt 5 Always   25 Mus, Torso Awaregness Moxie +5
Fortunate Resolve Item 5 20 turns Item Loss None
Heart of Orange Item 5 Hot 10 turns Item Loss None
imp unity ring Accessory 5 Hot Always   015 15 Mys +5 Hot Damage
jack flapper Weapon (1H) 5 Always   002 2 Mys  
paperclip-on tie Accessory 5 Always   None
  • Part of the Paperclippery
  • Weapon Damage +5
  • +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
shiny butcherknife Weapon (1H) 5 Always   None  
tiny plastic fire servant Accessory 5 Always   None  
wooden spoon Weapon (1H) 5 Always   10 Mys
Knob Goblin spatula Weapon (1H) 4 Always   None  
basic meat foon Off-Hand Item 3 Always   010 10 Mys Mysticality +3
breadwand Weapon (1H) 3 Always   None  
Bugbear Costume Outfit 3 Always   none Mysticality +3
clown wig Hat 3 Always   010 10 Mox Mysticality +3
Gnollish pie server Weapon (1H) 3 Always   None  
Gnollish slotted spoon Weapon (1H) 3 Always   None  
portable corkscrew Weapon (1H) 3 Always   None Bonus Weapon Damage +3
eggbeater Weapon (1H) 2 Always   None  
Knob Goblin tongs Weapon (1H) 2 Always   None  
rubber spatula Weapon (1H) 2 Always   None
corn holder Weapon (1H) 1 Always   None  
Hollandaise helmet Hat 1 Always   None  
little paper umbrella Weapon (1H) 1 Always   None  
ravioli hat Hat 1 Always   None  
Lust Passive Skill -5 Always   Bad Moon
heat-resistant necktie Accessory -50 Always   35 Mys
  • Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4)

Percentage Increasers

The following items increase your spell damage as a percentage of your base output.

Source Source Type Bonus
Damage
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
Staff of the Roaring Hearth Weapon (1H) 250% and 40 Hot Always   250 250 Mys
Staff of the Deepest Freeze Weapon (1H) 200% and 30 Cold Always   200 200 Mys
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff Weapon (1H) 200% and 30 Sleaze Always   200 200 Mys
lightning rod Weapon (1H) 200% Always   None
  • Maximum MP +50
  • Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure
  • Disappears at the end of day
Stick-Knife of Loathing Weapon (1H) 200% Always   150 150 Mus
Staff of Simmering Hatred Weapon (1H) 200% Always   125 125 Mys
strawberyl necklace Accessory 200% Always   None
  • Bonus while adventuring in the Candy Diorama only
  • May not equip more than one
Witch Breaded Food 200% 20 turns Item Loss, 3 Fullness Level 6
Pisces in the Skyces Item 150% 15 or 30 turns Item Loss None
sea shawl Back 150% Always   85 Mys
Staff of the Cozy Fish Weapon (1H) 150% Always   85 Mys
Staff of the Grand Flambé Weapon (1H) 150% Always   125 125 Mys
Staff of the Grease Trap Weapon (1H) 150% and 20 Sleaze Always   125 125 Mys
Staff of the Kitchen Floor Weapon (1H) 150% and 20 Stench Always   125 125 Mys
Staff of the Scummy Sink Weapon (1H) 150% and 20 Sleaze Always 125 Mys
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer Weapon (1H) 150% and 20 Cold Always   125 125 Mys
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron Weapon (1H) 125% Always   125 125 Mys
Cold Throat Food 100% and 50 Cold 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from ice cream sandwich
Egg Burps Food 100% and 50 Stench 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from plumber's lunch
Greasy Visage Food 100% and 50 Sleaze 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from can of Adultwitch™
Inner Elf Familiar 100% 1 turn None Taking a Machine Elf familiar into boss combat. Obtained at the start of combat from a Machine Elf against bosses.
Night of the Nachos Food 100% and 50 Spooky 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness None Obtained from nachos of the night
Simmer Skill (S) 100% 10 turns 1 Adventure Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure
Song of Sauce Skill (Dreadsylvania) 100% and 50 Hot 10 turns 100 MP +50 Hot Damage
You're Not Cooking Food 100% and 50 Hot 20 turns Item Loss, 2 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from fireman's lunch
enchanted fire extinguisher Off-Hand Item 100% and 30 Cold Always   200 200 Mys
The Necbromancer's Stein Off-Hand Item 100% and 30 Spooky Always   200 Mys
Ol' Scratch's ash can Off-Hand Item 100% and 30 Hot Always   200 200 Mys
Wand of Oscus Off-Hand Item 100% and 30 Stench Always   200 Mys
Bat Attitude Adventure 100% 30 turns 1 Adventure Obtained from vamping out
battery-powered drill Weapon (1H) 100% Always   47 Mus
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • +10 to Monster Level
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
Byte Weapon (1H) 100% Always   200 Mus +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Drunk With Power Booze 100% 20 turns Item Loss, 3 Drunk Level 5 Obtained from drinking elven moonshine
El Vibrations Item 100% 10 turns Item Loss 200 200 Mys Obtained from a humming El Vibrato drone
Filled with Magic Food 100% 30 turns Item Loss, 1 Fullness Level 4 Obtained from cool jelly donut, occult jelly donut, or shrapnel jelly donut
The Magic of LOV Effect 100% 40 turns Item Loss None
navel ring of navel gazing Accessory 100% Always   None
Nothing Is Impossible Effect 100% 30 turns One Adventure
Pyramid Power Effect 100% 20 turns   None
rope with some soap on it Accessory 100% Always   200 200 Mys
  • Only applies to damage against hobos
  • May not equip more than one
Staff of the Woodfire Weapon (1H) 100% Always   150 Mys
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress Accessory 100% Always   035 35 Mys
wrench Weapon (1H) 100% Always   None
  • Maximum MP +50
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Item will disappear at the end of the day
Staff of Holiday Sensations Weapon (1H) 75% and 15 Cold Always 75 Mys
Staff of the Black Kettle Weapon (1H) 75% Always   075 75 Mys
Staff of the Lunch Lady Weapon (1H) 75% Always   75 Mys
  • Quest item only in KOLHS run
  • Maximum HP/MP +15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • +25% Food Drops from Monsters
Staff of the Soupbone Weapon (1H) 75% Always   075 75 Mys
Cold Stone of Hatred Off-hand 60% Always   125 125 Mus
  • Mysticality +20%
  • Reduce enemy defense by 10%
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred Accessory 60% Always   125 125 Mox
  • Decreases the frequency of combat encounters by 5%.
  • Reduces enemy defense by 10%
  • Restores HP on successful runaway.
Girdle of Hatred Accessory 60% Always   125 125 Mus
  • Combat Initiative +45%
  • Reduces enemy defense by 10%
  • Wearing this grants the Tighten Girdle combat skill.
Lens of Hatred Hat 60% Always   125 125 Mox
  • Reduces enemy defense by 10%
  • +15% Meat from Monsters
norwhal helmet Hat 60% Always   50 Mys
Pantaloons of Hatred Pants 60% Always   125 125 Mys
  • +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
  • Reduces enemy defense by 10%
  • Grants the Static Shock combat skill, which restores MP.
astral statuette Off-hand 50% Always   None
  • Mysticality +25%
  • +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Bag o' Tricks Off-Hand Item 50% Always   None
candy stick Weapon (1H) 50% Always   02525 Mys
Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC
+40% Candy Drops from Monsters
cursed ring finger ring Accessory 50% and 30 Spooky Always   200 Mys
Deep Dark Visions Skill (The Sea) 50% 10 turns 100 MP Must survive casting it (requires 500 HP and extremely high Spooky resistance).
Dinsey's pizza cutter Weapon (1H) 50% Always   100 Mys
Elron's Explosive Etude Skill (AT Buff) 50% 5-15 turns   Level 15  
Is This Your Card? Effect 50% 30 turns Gallery opened Choosable result from Louvre It or Leave It noncombat adventure
Jarlsberg's pan Off-hand 50% Always   None
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
  • +50% Food Drops from Monsters
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only)
  • +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg
  • Converts Food and Booze to Cosmic Calories in Cosmic mode
Mental A-cue-ity Effect 50% 10 turns Up to 3 times per day None
moon-amber necklace Accessory 50% Always   200 Mys
red wagon Off-Hand Item 50% Always   200 200 Mys
Spooky Putty snake Weapon (1H) 50% and 20 Spooky Always   None
Staff of the All-Steak Weapon (1H) 50% Always   50 Mys
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Damage Reduction: 15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
Staff of the Cream of the Cream Weapon (1H) 50% Always   50 Mys
  • Quest item
  • Moxie +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence"
Staff of the Electric Range Weapon (1H) 50% and 20 Spooky Always   75 Mys Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Staff of Queso Escusado Weapon (1H) 50% and 20 Stench Always   None
Staff of the Staff of Life Weapon (1H) 50% Always   50 Mys
  • Quest item in AoJ run
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Staff of the Standalone Cheese Weapon (1H) 50% Always   50 Mys
  • Quest item in AoJ run
  • Combat Initiative +30%
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day
sugar chapeau Hat 50% Always   None
Sword of Dark Omens Weapon (1H) 50% Always   None
Trepandation Adventure 50% and 50 20 turns 1 Adventure None
warbear battle greaves Pants 50% Always   10 Moxie
warbear laser bowtie Accessory 50% Always   10 Mys
warbear plain helm Hat 50% Always   10 Muscle
witch's bra Shirt 50% and Cold Always   85 Mys All Pastamancer Spells inflict Cold Damage
wool sock Accessory 40% Always   10 Mys
Staff of the Greasefire Weapon (1H) 35% and 10 Hot and 10 Sleaze Always   020 20 Mys
fire hose Pants 30% and 25 Hot Always 60 Mox +20 Hot Damage
"honey" dipper Weapon (1H) 30% and 25 Stench Always 60 Mys +20 Stench Damage
Mer-kin facecowl Hat 30% Always   85 Mox
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles Accessory 30% Always   35 Mys
  • +15% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Find... like... far out stuff, like everywhere... man...
obsidian nutcracker Weapon (1H) 30% Always   60 Mys
plain paper hat Hat 30% and 25 Cold Always 60 Mox +20 Cold Damage
Sketcherz™ Accessory 30% and 25 Sleaze Always 60 Mys +20 Sleaze Damage
skull gearshift knob Off-Hand Item 30% and 25 Spooky Always 60 Mus +20 Spooky Damage
Ankh of Badahnkadh Accessory 25% Always   067 67 Mys May not equip more than one
foam commodore's hat Hat 25% Always   085 85 Mox
Loathing Legion kitchen sink Off-hand Item 25% Always     Foldable into many other items
Puzzle Fury Effect 25% 10 turns Item Loss Obtained from 37x37x37 puzzle cube
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans Off-hand 25% Always   None
  • Maximum MP +25
  • +5% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Can be Canhandled
Staff of the Teapot Tempest Weapon (1H) 25% Always   025 25 Mys
Staff of Blood and Pudding Weapon (1H) 25% Always   015 15 Mys
Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying) Weapon (1H) 25% Always   None
  • Quest item
  • Mysticality +25%
  • Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
  • +5 Pool Skill
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman Accessory 25% Always   010 10 Mys
bastard baster Weapon (1H) 20% Always   47 Mys
Concentrated Concentration Item 20% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Obtained from concentrated cordial of concentration
polyester peeler Weapon (1H) 20% Always   None
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
  • Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
psycho sweater Shirt 20% Always   35 Mus, Torso Awaregness Bonus Weapon Damage +20%
Staff of the Midnight Snack Weapon (1H) 20% and 10 Spooky Always   015 15 Mys
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern Weapon (1H) 20% and 10 Stench Always   15 Mys
Staff of the Short Order Cook Weapon (1H) 20% Always   015 15 Mys
The Wallaby Sign 20% Always
Black Eyes Item 15% 10 turns Item Loss None
eelskin hat Hat 15% Always   085 85 Mys 30-40 Passive Damage (underwater adventuring)
fish stick Weapon (2H) 15% Always   085 85 Mus Mysticality +5%
Lemon Enlightenment Item 15% 10 turns Item Loss None
spaghetti cult mask Hat 15% Always   62 Mox
Concentration Item 10% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Obtained from cordial of concentration
double-ice box Off-hand Item 10% Always   20 Mys All spells cast are Cold
macroplane grater Weapon (1H) 10% Always   35 Mys
silver cheese-slicer Weapon (1H) 10% Always   55 Mys
Subtle and Quick to Anger Skill (PM Passive) 10% Always None
Master Saucier Skill (S Passive) 10% Always None
Sweet and Red Item 10% and 10 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from sugar cherry
blackberry slippers Accessory 5% and 10 Always   075 75 Mys
tiny die-cast factory worker elf Accessory 5% Always   None
training legwarmers Accessory -50% Always   10 Mys
  • Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5)
  • Mysticality +25%
warbear electric long johns Pants -50% Always   110 Mox
warbear electric warscarf Accessory -50% Always   110 Mys
warbear heated ushanka Hat -50% Always   110 Mus

Variable Increasers

Some mechanics increase your spell damage variably.

Source Source Type Bonus
Damage
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
El Vibrato Relics Outfit +10% per TARGET charge Always   200 Mus
200 Mox
Up to ten charges possible
fossilized necklace Accessory 2S Always   None
  • Variables based on total fossil kills
  • All Attributes +2*B
  • Weapon Damage +3*N
  • All Attributes +(3*W)%
  • +(3*D) Hot Damage
  • +(3*P) Spooky Damage
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch Accessory Varies Always   None
Hodgman's almanac Off-Hand Item Varies Always   200 200 Mys Converts Hobo Power to absolute spell damage in a 1:1.2 ratio
Intrinsic Spiciness S Passive Skill +1/level Always   None
  • Bonus only applies to Sauceror Sauce Spells
  • Maximum bonus is +10
Magic Dragonfish Familiar Varies Always   None
  • Bonus spell damage is +X% where X = weight * 2. On land X is capped at 100%.
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals Weapon (1H) X, 5 Sleaze Always   None
  • +X Spell Damage based on Smithsness
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • +5 Smithsness


Dressing Up
Maximizing

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit

Modifiers

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit


PrismDmg · RDmg · SCrit · Fumb · Stun · Passive Dmg
MP Cost · Spell Elts · Combat% · Hobo · Smith · Poison
Stat Limit


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