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Bloovian Groose

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Bloovian Groose

Groose.gif
A fuzzy li'l friend
whose winks and smiles warm your heart
'til the bitter end

Increases stat gains and Meat drops from monsters
Produces nutritious grease


Ability: Acts as a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball; drops groose grease.

Throne/Bjorn: +10 MP/HP, delevels 30% of combat rounds

Hatchling: Groosehoose.gif The Groose in the Hoose

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Sprucejuice.gif spruce juice

Arena.gif Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek
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Combat Messages
  • At the end of combat:
    • With adorable winks and yet still cuter grinning,
      there's no doubt about it -- your Groose is quite winning!
    • With a wink and a smile and a smile and a wink,
      the Groose, he approves of your actions (you think.)
    • With a smile and a wink and a wink and a smile,
      your Bloovian Groose is quite cute -- no denial!
    • From your little friend's face comes a wink and a gleam,
      I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team!
    • With a sound that's a cross 'tween a squick and a shqueese,
      your Groose, he produces a small glob of grease.
Groosegrease.gifYou acquire an item: groose grease
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    Your Groose drops some Grease at the feet of your foes,
    And he slips and falls down and looks dazed and bull-dozed.
Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by X
Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by Y
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    Your Groose drops some grease from the sack on your back;
    your foe falls with toes up on top of the stack.
Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by X
Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by Y
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    The Groose winks and winks 'neath the brim of the hat
    then he winks four more times -- whatchoo think about that?
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    When it comes to some dancing, a Groose is no slouch,
    so he dances his heart out, then naps on a couch.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    From behind those wax lips comes a wink and a gleam,
    I'd say you and your Groose make a pretty good team!

References

  • All the hit messages and the name (Bloovian Groose) are a reference to Dr. Seuss
  • The "spruce juice" familiar equipment may be a play on the nickname of Howard Hughes' H-4 Hercules aircraft, the "Spruce Goose".
  • The "groose grease" is a play on "goose grease", which is made from goose fat & was used, in times past, as an ingredient in various home remedies. It also became a part of colloquial sayings, such as "slick as goose grease", etc. It is not commonly used nowadays, as modern remedies use better, non-perishable ingredients instead.
  • The familiar <name> is not listed with the poems, because variable syllables would make the rhyming scheme nigh-impossible.
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