Blavious Kloop
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A demon that rhymes
Opens portals to Hey Deze
In various climes.
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Increases item and Meat drops from monsters
Unlocks poetic new content
Ability: Acts as a Leprechaun and a Baby Gravy Fairy; drops up to 5 devilish folios per day which enable access to The Suburbs of Dis.
Throne: +10 MP/HP, delevels 30% of combat rounds
Hatchling:  The Kloop in the Coop
Familiar-Specific Equipment:  miniscule beatbox
Combat Messages
- Against monsters with no meat drops:
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What a dance your Kloop does! What a joy to behold!
He folds and he flounces and shivers like mold!
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The Kloop does a foxtrot, a jig, and a waltz,
And it's wondrous enough to make up for its faults.
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This Kloop is the best-dancing Kloop that you've seen!
It's a dance from the heart, and the lungs, and the spleen!
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The Kloop leaps and it twirls and it whirls and it scoops!
It does cartwheels and jumps through a set of Kloop hoops!
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The Blavious Kloop does a little soft-shoe
With some shivers and shakes, like a gnu with the flu.
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Your Kloop does a dance that's a little bit daft
But you can't deny it is well-choreographed.
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The Blavious Kloop loves to dance and cavort!
It's a Kloop's only hobby, religion, and sport!
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Your Kloop cuts a rug with a twirl and a leap!
He spins round and around, then he drops in a heap!
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The Blavious Kloop is a Kloop born to dance!
A mere glance at its dance sends you into a trance!
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The Blavious Kloop starts to jump and to jive,
Doing a Kloop-dance on which Kloops all thrive.
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- Against monsters with meat drops:
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The Kloop does a waltz with a skip and a hop
And he winks while his little Kloop hooves go klip-klop!
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The Blavious Kloop does a Blavious dance
And he shivers and winks in his Kloopish dance trance.
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This Kloop sure can dance! He can dance like a Spizzin!
He winks while he does it, just like a wild Flizzin!
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The Kloop dances like it has ants in its pants!
And it winks while it does its ants-pants-fancy-dance!
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The Kloop dances hard, like he's in a Kloop troupe!
Then he winks like a saucy troupe Kloop who's no dupe!
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The Blavious Kloop tips a wink while it dances!
It winks like a fink while it dances and prances!
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Have you seen a Kloop dance? Yes you did! You just did!
Then he winks a great wink with one Kloopy eyelid!
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There's none who can dance and can wink like the Kloop!
You're gladder than ever your Kloop's not Kloop-cooped.
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- Also, up to five times per day:
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Your Kloop drops at your feet a small leatherbound book
With a sly little smile and a mischievous look.
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Your Blavious Kloop knocks your foe for a loop,
and it looks like that dupe will now walk with a stoop!
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 | Monster attack power reduced by X |
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The Kloop winks from beneath his most wonderful hat!
Then he hangs upside down from a tree, like a bat!
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The Kloop clops 'round the Maypole with dozens of dances,
With flounces and flippings and floombers and flances!
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The lips made of wax sit atop the Kloop's lips,
And he smiles with a lisp as the listing lips slip.
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Arena Messages
- When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:
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The Blavious Kloop is a poet, you see
At fisticuffs he's just as bad as can be!
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References
- The mention of rhyming demons may allude to the DC Comics version of hell.
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