Blackfly Chardonnay
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Blackfly Chardonnay
This bottle of chardonnay has a painting of a huge disgusting blackfly on the label. That's not ironic, though -- it's just a bad design decision.
Type: booze
Level required: 7
Selling Price: 40 Meat.
( In-game plural: bottles of blackfly chardonnay) Obtained From
- Halloween
- Gina, the Lady-in-Waiting (Occurs with the Black Armaments equipped)
- Items
- black picnic basket
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (120 Meat)
When Consumed
 Blackfly Chardonnay
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| You drink the Blackfly Chardonnay. In spite of the label, it's pretty good. (That's still not ironic.)
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness.
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References
- This item references the Alanis Morrissette song "Ironic", which contains the line, "It's a black fly in your Chardonnay." Additionally, the description and drink message make reference of the fact that throughout the song, the examples Alanis uses are not actually ironic.
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