Black cat
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- For the similarly named familiar, see the page Black Cat.
 You're fighting a black cat
This is a black, one-eyed cat that appears to have a deep-seated hatred for humanity. You're better off not knowing why -- it's not a pretty story. Let's just say he's used up most of his initial nine lives, and has decided to get revenge by using up your one.
Hit Message(s):
The cat gives you a nasty scratch on the <groin>. It hurts like a thousand knives, and nearly causes your death by misadventure.Ow! Argh! Ow! Ugh!
The cat chews viciously on your <groin>. Apparently, you has a flavor. Argh! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
The cat whips you with his tail. Nine times. Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
You try to dodge, but you're just too slow. The faster pussycat kills, kills you. Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
The cat walks across your path. In your haste to avoid it, you trip over a nearby stepladder and smash your head into a mirror.
Eek! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
The cat goes out of control and tries to scratch your <groin>, but you're a fist-fightin' son of a gun and easily fend him off.
The cat tries to claw your <groin>, but fortunately your contract has a "no claws" clause.
The cat tries to whip you with his tail, but you dodge all nine times.
The cat walks across your path, but fortunately you're not the superstitious sort.
Fumble Message:
The cat starts to attack you, but is suddenly distracted by a small yellow bird and a mouse wearing a sombrero.
Occurs at The Mouldering Mansion.
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