Blaaargh! Blaaargh!
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Blaaargh! Blaaargh!
Your hike through the Spooky Woods is suddenly interrupted when a guy jumps out of the bushes, covered in blood, and shouting.
"Blaaargh! Blaaargh! Ha ha ha ha! Man, you should see your face! I scared the hell out of you, didn't I? I tell you, this fake blood is the best thing ever! I just cover myself in it, and jump out of the bushes, and I'm all 'blaaargh!' and you're all 'Ahh, I just crapped my pants!' Ha ha ha! Man, the look on your face was just pricel-urk!"
You calmly sheathe your weapon, pick up the unconscious man's bottle of fake blood, and continue on your way.
Occurs at The Spooky Forest, semi-rarely.
References
- The text for this adventure may be derived from a portion of Bill Cosby's "Fat Albert" story where the kids in his neighborhood scare each other with a statue of Frankenstein's monster. After scaring, the perpetrators make a speech similar to this one.
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