Bind Lasagmbie

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Bind Lasagmbie

Bind Lasagmbie

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: 200

This skill allows you to bind a lumbering lasagmbie to your service. You wanted grunting and lurching and the flesh of the living, right? Because that's the service you're going to get.

Summons a Lasagmbie thrall

Source: Guild trainer
Price: 10,000 Meat
Class: Pastamancer
Level: 13
Effect: Summons a Lasagmbie thrall. A thrall acts like a second familiar in combat.
  • When bound for the first time:

You close your eyes and meditate, guiding your spirit to the astral plane (after waiting in the tedious astral security line and removing your astral shoes for the astral metal detector). "Ohhhhhm," you chant. "Ohhhhm on the rrraaaange. . ."

"Brrrrraaaains?" A voice says.

"No, I said 'range,'" you say. "It was a meditation joke. Never mind. I don't have a corporeal body on this astral plane, so I don't have any brrrraaaains right now."

"Brrrraaaains?" the voice says again.

"No, no brrraaaains here. It's like Congress, amirite?"


"Okay, I'll tell you what," you say. "if I give you a corporeal form, will you inhabit it and do my bidding? Then you can have some brrraaaains. What do you say?"


"Good, then, it's settled. What should I call you when I summon you?"


"Okay. See you on the other side, <name>."

  • Subsequent binding:

You conjure up a good-sized sheet of lasagna, and there is a wet thud as <name>'s spirit lands in it.


You call out for your zombie pal, but what arrives is just a single gross floating eyeball. You're not sure it's even his eyeball...

Eyeball.gifYou acquire an effect: Pasta Eyeball
(duration: 10 Adventures)