Bildor, the 7-Foot Dwarf
Ho there, fellow dwarf! Or, at least, human disguised as a dwarf. Truly you have chosen the most noble of races to represent in your apparel. You are welcome and well-met at my home! I will give you the best of all foods - dwarf bread! Not only will it nourish your undersized body, but it will also knock out a bugbear at twenty paces. Ha ha ha!
Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Mining Gear.
- This is reference to the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, where dwarf breads are used as weapons. The name "Bildor" refers to the Discworld novel Reaper Man, in which Death uses the name "Bill Door" during his forced retirement. It may also be a reference to a recurring character in the Discworld novels, Carrot Ironfoundersson, who is an exceedingly tall (adopted) dwarf.