Best Drinks
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(Redirected from Best drinks) The quality of a drink is a measure of the benefit of the drink compared to the drunkenness it gives you. For instance, if a drink gives you 5 adventures and 12 muscle substat points for 2 drunkenness, then it has an adventure quality of 2.5 and a muscle substat quality of 6.
Best Drinks for Adventures
The following table lists which drinks are the best quality for maximizing the number of adventures you get for each unit of drunkenness. They are sorted in descending order by adventures-per-unit-drunk.
Note that various game mechanics affect the number of adventures gained from imbibing booze. See also:
A Table which lists Booze with various effects such as Ode, Blender, and Frosty's frosty mug can be found here.
| Tier
| Item(s)
| Level Req.
| Adventures
| Drunk
| Adv Per Drunk
|
| Hobopolis
| Ralph IX cognac
| 15
| 57
| 6
| 9.5
|
| Penguin Mafia wines
| Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet, Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel, Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir, Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne, Uovo Marcio Shiraz
| 10
| 8?
| 1
| 8.0
|
| Hobopolis
| Hodgman's blanket
| 15
| 16
| 2
|
| Raffle House prize
| Grimacite Bock
| 8
| 7
| 1
| 7.0
|
| Penguin Mafia wine
| Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
| 10
| 6.5
| 1
| 6.5
|
| Semi-Rare Adventures
| thermos full of Knob coffee
| -
|
| Hobopolis
| jar of fermented pickle juice
| 13
| 31.5
| 5
| 6.3
|
| Ascension reward
| bottle of single-barrel whiskey
| 9
| 16.5
| 3
| 5.5
|
| Semi-Rare Adventures
| distilled fortified wine
| -
| 5.5
| 1
|
| Fernswarthy's Basement levels 200 and 400 reward
| Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
| 12
| 25
| 5
| 5.0
|
| advanced mushroom fermenting solution
| gloomy mushroom wine, oily mushroom wine
| 7
| 14.5
| 3
| 4.83
|
| Bounty Hunting reward
| Oreille Divisée brandy
| 4
| 13.5
| 3
| 4.5
|
| Hobopolis
| jar of squeeze
| 8
| 28
| 7
| 4.0
|
| tiny plastic sword finals
| bodyslam, cherry bomb, dirty martini, grogtini, sangria del diablo, vesper
| 6
| 24
| 6
|
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting finals
| teqiwila slammer, yellow brick road, neuromancer, Mae West, vodka stratocaster, gimlet, Divine, mandarina colada, Gordon Bennett, Mon Tiki, prussian cathouse, tangarita
| 16
| 4
|
| mushroom fermenting solution
| icy mushroom wine, flaming mushroom wine, stinky mushroom wine, flat mushroom wine, cool mushroom wine, pointy mushroom wine, Knob mushroom wine, Knoll mushroom wine, spooky mushroom wine
| 12
| 3
|
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting final with The Traveling Trader fruit
| bungle in the jungle
| 7
| 15
| 4
| 3.75
|
| El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos higher-level drinks
| Corpse Island iced tea, corpse on the beach, corpsedriver, corpsetini
| 5
| 22
| 6
| 3.67
|
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting finals
| berry-infused sake, citrus-infused sake, melon-infused sake
| 7
| 14
| 4
| 3.5
|
| The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) drop
| cup of primitive beer
| 12
| 3.5
| 1
|
| Halloween drop
| mulled cider, giant glass of brandy
| 5
| 10
| 3
| 3.33
|
| Cocktailcrafting with Frat Army FGF ingredient
| boilermaker
| 12
| 13
| 4
| 3.25
|
| The Worm Wood drops
| white Xanadian, shot of nepenthe schnapps, bottle of realpagne
| 2
| 6.5
| 2
|
| black picnic basket
| black & tan
| 7
|
| Toot Oriole reward
| Mt. Noob Pale Ale
| -
|
| The Mouldering Mansion
| flask of Amontillado
| 4
| 12.5
| 4
| 3.13
|
| Mt. Molehill
| Morlock's Mark Bourbon
|
| Salacious Cocktailcrafting finals
| dew yoana salacious lei, salacious lychee chuhai, salacious screwdiver
| 8
| 12
| 4
| 3.0
|
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting finals
| a little sump'm sump'm, blended frozen swill, calle de miel, ducha de oro, fruity girl swill, fuzzbump, horizontal tango, ocean motion, perpendicular hula, pink pony, rockin' wagon, roll in the hay, slap and tickle, slip 'n' slide, tropical swill
| 4
|
| Around the World Quest
| around the world
|
| Junior Adventurer's kit
| white-label gin
| -
| 9
| 3
|
| post-Exterminate the Filthworm Infestation (completed in War Hippy Fatigues) schnapps
| plum wine, shot of peach schnapps, shot of pear schnapps
| 8
| 6
| 2
|
| The Haunted Gallery
| bottle of Pinot Renoir
| 4
|
| Dusty bottle of wine
| Glyph Four
| -
|
| Hippy Army MPE / Frat Army FGF drinks
| can of Swiller, McMillicancuddy's Special Lager, melted Jell-o shot, thistle wine, cruelty-free wine
| 10
| 3
| 1
|
| Mer-kin tippler drop
| Alewife™ Ale
| 5
|
| Cocktailcrafting with The Black Forest drop
| shot of blackberry schnapps
| 3
|
| An Oasis drop
| Supernova Champagne
| 8
| 9
| 3
|
| Crimbo drinks
| canteen of wine, elven moonshine
| 5
| 8.5
| 3
| 2.83
|
| bottle of peppermint schnapps
| -
|
| Cocktailcrafting final with The Spectral Pickle Factory drop
| especially salty dog
| 4
| 11
| 4
| 2.75
|
| Seaside Megalopolis drop
| sham champagne
| 7
| 5.5
| 2
|
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting base with The Traveling Trader fruit
| banana daiquiri
| 3
| 8
| 3
| 2.67
|
| El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos lower-level drinks
| corpsebite
| -
|
| tiny plastic sword bases
| dry martini, dry vodka martini, grog, old-fashioned, sangria, tequila with training wheels
| 3
| 7.5
| 3
| 2.5
|
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting bases
| caipifruta, gibson, gin and tonic, mimosette, parisian cathouse, rabbit punch, teqiwila, tequila sunset, vodka gibson, vodka and tonic, whiskey bittersweet, zmobie
|
| Cocktailcrafting finals
| extra-spicy bloody mary, eggnog
|
| Crimbo drinks
| spooky eggnog, untainted eggnog, nanite-infested eggnog
|
| Whitey's Grove
| white lightning
|
| Ancient Cursed container
| cursed bottle of black-label rum
|
| Crimbo drinks
| oozenog
| -
|
| El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos lower-level drinks
| purple corpsel, kamicorpse-ee, red-headed corpse
|
| diving belle drop
| salinated mint julep
| 5
| 5
| 2
|
| The Slime Tube
| slimy fermented bile bladder
| 6
| 2.5
| 1
|
| The F'c'le drop
| cream stout
| 3
|
| Icy Peak drop
| Ram's Face Lager
| 2
|
| Barrrney's Barrr
| shot of rotgut
| -
|
| The Haunted Ballroom drop
| flute of flat champagne
| 2
| 4.5
| 2
| 2.25
|
| Half-Astral drop (consumes beer)
| ice stein + ice-cold six-pack
| -
| 12
| 6
| 2.0
|
| bartender-in-the-box explosion
| salty slug, beertini, papaya slung, tomato daiquiri
| 2
| 6
| 3
|
| Cocktailcrafting
| spiced rum
|
| Nash Crosby's Still
| bottle of Calcutta Emerald, bottle of Definit, bottle of Domesticated Turkey, bottle of Jorge Sinsonte, bottle of Lieutenant Freeman, bottle of Pete's Sake, boxed champagne
|
| The Haunted Library drop
| snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
| -
| 4
| 2
|
| fermenting powder
| fine wine, shot of flower schnapps, shot of grapefruit schnapps, shot of orange schnapps, shot of tomato schnapps
| 2
| 1
|
| Cocktailcrafting
| green beer
|
| black picnic basket
| Blackfly Chardonnay
| 7
| 5.5
| 3
| 1.83
|
| Salacious Cocktailcrafting bases
| dew yoana lei, lychee chuhai, screwdiver
| 4
|
| Cocktailcrafting
| White Hyborian
| 2
|
| The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery
| Infinitesimal IPA
| -
|
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting bases
| margarita, martini, monkey wrench, salty dog, screwdriver, strawberry daiquiri, strawberry wine, tequila sunrise, Typical Tavern swill, vodka martini, whiskey and soda, whiskey sour, wine spritzer
|
| Cocktailcrafting
| bloody mary, lumbering jack, papaya sling, redrum, rum and cola, vodka and cranberry, whiskey and cola, white Canadian
|
| dusty bottles of wine
| Glyphs One, Three and Five
| -
| 3.5
| 2
| 1.75
|
| The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery
| Scrawny Stout
| -
| 4.5
| 3
| 1.5
|
| The Poop Deck drop
| bilge wine
|
| The Haunted Kitchen drops
| accidental cider
|
| bottle of popskull, bottle of cooking sherry
| 3
| 2
|
| Cocktailcrafting
| bloody beer, pebblebräu
| 1.5
| 1
|
| Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
| Imp Ale
|
| The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery
| Petite Porter
| -
| 4
| 3
| 1.33
|
| The Sleazy Back Alley / The Haunted Pantry drop
| Mad Train wine
| -
| 3.5
| 3
| 1.2
|
| sea slugs
| slug of shochu, slug of rum, slug of vodka
| 2
| 3
| 3
| 1.0
|
| basic booze
| bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine
| -
|
| The Haiku Dungeon
| bottle of sake
|
| Orcish Frat House / The Sleazy Back Alley / pre-quest Typical Tavern drop
| ice-cold fotie
|
| basic beer
| ice-cold Sir Schlitz, ice-cold Willer
| 1
| 1
|
| Ancient Cursed containers
| cursed bottle of rum
|
| Dusty bottle of wine
| Glyph Six
| -
| .5
| 2
| .25
|
Best Drinks for Stat Gains
The following table lists which drinks are the best quality for maximizing the stats you get for each unit of drunkenness. They are sorted in descending order by total-stats-per-unit-drunkenness.
¹ The around the world only affects one stat at a time, chosen randomly.
Notes
- Drinks that are unavailable, unimplemented, or non-stat-bestowing are excluded from the table above:
- bloody beer, bottle of Calcutta Emerald, bottle of Definit, bottle of Domesticated Turkey, bottle of Jorge Sinsonte, bottle of Lieutenant Freeman, bottle of gin, bottle of popskull, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed champagne, boxed wine, braincracker sweet, calle de miel with a fly in it, candycaine, cranmopolitan, ecto-nog, eggnogtini, fermented honey, flask of peppermint schnapps, gin, green beer, hot choculate, hot toady, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, ice-cold Willer, Infinitesimal IPA, Mad Train wine, Mae West with a fly in it, mandarina colada with a fly in it, moons-shine, Mt. Noob Pale Ale, N. O. Beer, Otorian Battle Scar, perpendicular hula with a fly in it, Petite Porter, prussian cathouse with a fly in it, rockin' wagon with a fly in it, Scrawny Stout, shot of flower schnapps, slap and tickle with a fly in it, supermartini, tangarita with a fly in it, white lightning
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