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The quality of a drink is a measure of the benefit of the drink compared to the drunkenness it gives you. For instance, if a drink gives you 5 adventures and 12 muscle substat points for 2 drunkenness, then it has an adventure quality of 2.5 and a muscle substat quality of 6.

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[edit] Best Drinks for Adventures

The following table lists which drinks are the best quality for maximizing the number of adventures you get for each unit of drunkenness. They are sorted in descending order by adventures-per-unit-drunk.

Note that various game mechanics affect the number of adventures gained from imbibing booze. See also:

Tier Item(s) Level Req. Adventures Drunk Adv Per Drunk
Hobopolis Ralph IX cognac 15 57 6 9.5
Penguin Mafia wines Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet, Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel, Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir, Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne, Uovo Marcio Shiraz 10 8? 1 8.0?
Hobopolis Hodgman's blanket 15 15 2 7.5
Raffle House prize Grimacite Bock 8 7 1 7.0
Penguin Mafia wines Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 10 6.5 1 6.5
Semi-Rare Adventures thermos full of Knob coffee -
Hobopolis jar of fermented pickle juice 13 32 5 6.4
Ascension Rewards bottle of single-barrel whiskey 9 16.5 3 5.5
Semi-Rare Adventures distilled fortified wine - 5.5 1
Fernswarthy's Basement levels 200 and 400 Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 12 25 5 5.0
advanced mushroom fermenting solution gloomy mushroom wine, oily mushroom wine 7 14.5 3 4.83
Bounty Hunting Rewards Oreille Divisée brandy 4 13.5 3 4.5
Hobopolis jar of squeeze 8 28 7 4.0
tiny plastic sword final bodyslam, cherry bomb, dirty martini, grogtini, sangria del diablo, vesper 6 24 6
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting final teqiwila slammer, yellow brick road, neuromancer, Mae West, vodka stratocaster, gimlet, Divine, mandarina colada, Gordon Bennett, Mon Tiki, prussian cathouse, tangarita 16 4
mushroom fermenting solution icy mushroom wine, flaming mushroom wine, stinky mushroom wine, flat mushroom wine, cool mushroom wine, pointy mushroom wine, Knob mushroom wine, Knoll mushroom wine, spooky mushroom wine 12 3
Advanced Cocktailcrafting final with The Traveling Trader fruit bungle in the jungle 7 15 4 3.75
El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos Higher-Level Drinks Corpse Island iced tea, Corpse on the beach, Corpsedriver, Corpsetini 5 22 6 3.67
Stone Age Frat Boy Drink cup of primitive beer 12 3.5 1 3.5
Cocktailcrafting Boilermaker 12 13 4 3.25
The Worm Wood drinks white Xanadian, shot of nepenthe schnapps, bottle of realpagne 2 6.5 2
black picnic basket black & tan 7
Toot Oriole Drink Mt. Noob Pale Ale -
An Oasis Supernova Champagne 8 9.5 3 3.17
The Worm Wood drinks Flask of Amontillado 4 12.5 4 3.13
Mt. Molehill Drop Morlock's Mark Bourbon
Advanced Cocktailcrafting final ducha de oro, calle de miel, pink pony, rockin' wagon, roll in the hay, slip 'n' slide, ocean motion, horizontal tango, perpendicular hula, slap and tickle, fuzzbump, a little sump'm sump'm 4 12 4 3.0
Around the World Quest around the world
N/A white-label gin - 9 3
Organic Orchard Hippy Schnapps plum wine, shot of peach schnapps, shot of pear schnapps 8 6 2
Louvre Museum Adventure Bottle of Pinot Renoir 4
Dusty bottle of wine Glyph Four -
Hippy Army MPE / Frat Army FGF drink can of Swiller, McMillicancuddy's Special Lager, melted Jell-o shot, thistle wine, cruelty-free wine 10 3 1
Cocktailcrafting shot of blackberry schnapps 3
Cocktailcrafting especially salty dog 4 11 4 2.75
Cocktailcrafting banana daiquiri 3 8 3 2.67
El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos Low-Level Drinks Corpsebite, Red-headed corpse -
tiny plastic sword base dry martini, dry vodka martini, grog, old-fashioned, sangria, tequila with training wheels 3 7.5 3 2.5
Superhuman Cocktailcrafting base caipifruta, gibson, gin and tonic, mimosette, parisian cathouse, rabbit punch, teqiwila, tequila sunset, vodka gibson, Vodka and tonic, whiskey bittersweet, zmobie
Cocktailcrafting extra-spicy bloody mary, eggnog
Crimboween Drinks spooky eggnog, Untainted eggnog, Nanite-infested eggnog
Whitey's Grove white lightning
Cursed Booze Cursed bottle of black-label rum
El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos Low-Level Drinks Purple corpsel, Kamicorpse-ee -
Pirate Drop cream stout 3 2.5 1
Icy Peak Drop Ram's Face Lager 2
Pirate Drop shot of rotgut -
The Haunted Ballroom Flute of flat champagne 2 4.5 2 2.25
N/A ice stein + ice-cold six-pack - 12 6 2.0
bartender-in-the-box explosions salty slug, beertini, papaya slung, tomato daiquiri 2 6 3
Cocktailcrafting spiced rum
Improved spirits Bottle of Calcutta Emerald, Bottle of Definit, Bottle of Domesticated Turkey, Bottle of Jorge Sinsonte, Bottle of Lieutenant Freeman, Boxed champagne
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery Infinitesimal IPA -
The Haunted Library snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 4 2
fermenting powder fine wine, shot of flower schnapps, shot of grapefruit schnapps, shot of orange schnapps, shot of tomato schnapps 2 1
Cocktailcrafting green beer
black picnic basket Blackfly Chardonnay 7 5.5 3 1.83
Advanced Cocktailcrafting base margarita, martini, monkey wrench, salty dog, screwdriver, strawberry daiquiri, strawberry wine, tequila sunrise, vodka martini, whiskey and soda, whiskey sour, wine spritzer -
Cocktailcrafting bloody mary, lumbering jack, papaya sling, redrum, rum and cola, vodka and cranberry, whiskey and cola, white Canadian
Dusty bottle of wine Glyphs One, Three and Five - 3.5 2 1.75
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery Scrawny Stout - 4.5 3 1.5
Pirate drop bilge wine
The Haunted Kitchen drops accidental cider
bottle of popskull, bottle of cooking sherry 3 2
Cocktailcrafting bloody beer 1.5 1
Copse of the Deep Fat Friars Imp Ale
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery Petite Porter - 4 3 1.33
N/A Mad Train wine - 3.5 3 1.2
Basic Booze bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine - 3 3 1.0
The Haiku Dungeon bottle of sake
N/A ice-cold fotie
Beer ice-cold Sir Schlitz, ice-cold Willer 1 1
Cursed cursed bottle of rum
Dusty bottle of wine Glyph Six - .5 2 .25

[edit] Best Drinks for Stat Gains

The following table lists which drinks are the best quality for maximizing the stats you get for each unit of drunkenness. They are sorted in descending order by total-stats-per-unit-drunkenness.

Drinks Adv. Drunkenness Muscle Myst Moxie Stats/Drunk
Grimacite Bock 8.00 1.00 65.00 60.50 62.00 187.50
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 8.00 1.00 60.00 60.00 60.00 180.00
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 8.00 1.00 60.00 60.00 60.00
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel 8.00 1.00 60.00 60.00 60.00
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir 8.00 1.00 60.00 60.00 60.00
Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne 8.00 1.00 60.00 60.00 60.00
Uovo Marcio Shiraz 8.00 1.00 60.00 60.00 60.00
bungle in the jungle 15.00 4.00 65.00 85.00 65.00 53.75
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 18.00 3.00 45.00 45.00 45.00 45.00
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 25.00 5.00 75.00 75.00 75.00
Thistle wine 3.00 1.00 45.00
shot of rotgut 2.50 1.00 11.00 11.00 11.00 33.00
especially salty dog 12.00 4.00 40.50 40.50 40.50 30.62
cream stout 2.50 1.00 9.00 9.00 9.00 27.00
banana daiquiri 8.50 3.00 20.00 20.00 20.00 20.00
Oreille Divisée brandy 13.50 3.00 20.00 20.00 20.00 20.00
shot of blackberry schnapps 3.00 1.00 6.00 6.00 6.00 18.00
bottle of Pinot Renoir 6.00 2.00 22.50 13.00 17.75
distilled fortified wine 5.50 1.00 5.50 5.50 5.50 16.50
eggnog 7.50 3.00 23.00 23.00 15.33
spooky eggnog 7.50 3.00 23.00 23.00
Flask of Amontillado 13.00 4.00 20.00 20.00 20.00 15.00
gloomy mushroom wine 15.00 3.00 13.50 13.50 13.50 13.50
oily mushroom wine 15.00 3.00 13.50 13.50 13.50
Mon Tiki 16.00 4.00 44.00 11.00
teqiwila slammer 16.00 4.00 44.00
neuromancer 16.00 4.00 26.00 18.00
vodka stratocaster 16.00 4.00 26.00 18.00
Divine 16.00 4.00 18.00 26.00
Gordon Bennett 16.00 4.00 18.00 26.00
gimlet 16.00 4.00 44.00
yellow brick road 16.00 4.00 44.00
mandarina colada 16.00 4.00 18.00 26.00
tangarita 16.00 4.00 18.00 26.00
Mae West 16.00 4.00 44.00
prussian cathouse 16.00 4.00 44.00
Ram's Face Lager 2.50 1.00 9.00 9.00
fuzzbump 12.00 4.00 35.00 8.75
slip 'n' slide 12.00 4.00 35.00
ocean motion 12.00 4.00 26.00 9.00
pink pony 12.00 4.00 26.00 9.00
ducha de oro 12.00 4.00 9.00 26.00
calle de miel 12.00 4.00 9.00 26.00
horizontal tango 12.00 4.00 35.00
roll in the hay 12.00 4.00 35.00
a little sump'm sump'm 12.00 4.00 26.00 9.00
slap and tickle 12.00 4.00 9.00 26.00
perpendicular hula 12.00 4.00 35.00
rockin' wagon 12.00 4.00 35.00
papaya slung 6.00 3.00 13.00 13.00 8.67
flute of flat champagne 4.50 2.00 16.00 8.00
spiced rum 6.00 3.00 23.00 7.67
redrum 5.50 3.00 23.00
vodka and cranberry 4.50 3.00 23.00
tomato daiquiri 6.00 3.00 11.00 11.00 7.33
beertini 6.00 3.00 11.00 11.00
salty slug 6.00 3.00 11.00 11.00
papaya sling 5.00 3.00 22.00
extra-spicy bloody mary 7.50 3.00 7.00 7.00 7.00 7.00
around the world 12.00 4.00 (27.50)¹ (27.50)¹ (27.50)¹ 6.88
caipifruta 7.50 3.00 18.00 6.00
mimosette 7.50 3.00 18.00
teqiwila 7.50 3.00 18.00
whiskey bittersweet 7.50 3.00 18.00
gin and tonic 7.50 3.00 18.00
tequila sunset 7.50 3.00 18.00
vodka and tonic 7.50 3.00 18.00
zmobie (drink) 7.50 3.00 18.00
gibson 7.50 3.00 18.00
parisian cathouse 7.50 3.00 18.00
rabbit punch 7.50 3.00 18.00
vodka gibson 7.50 3.00 18.00
shot of tomato schnapps 2.00 1.00 1.50 1.50 1.50 4.50
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 4.00 2.00 9.00
flaming mushroom wine 12.00 3.00 13.50
icy mushroom wine 12.00 3.00 13.50
stinky mushroom wine 12.00 3.00 13.50
lumbering jack 5.50 3.00 12.50 4.17
shot of orange schnapps 2.00 1.00 4.00 4.00
shot of grapefruit schnapps 2.00 1.00 4.00
fine wine 2.00 1.00 4.00
white Canadian 4.50 3.00 11.00 3.67
rum and cola 4.00 3.00 11.00
whiskey and cola 5.50 3.00 5.00 5.00 3.33
flat mushroom wine 12.00 3.00 9.00 3.00
cool mushroom wine 12.00 3.00 9.00
pointy mushroom wine 12.00 3.00 9.00
grog 7.50 3.00 9.00
tequila with training wheels 7.50 3.00 9.00
old-fashioned 7.50 3.00 9.00
sangria 7.50 3.00 9.00
dry martini 7.50 3.00 9.00
dry vodka martini 7.50 3.00 9.00
margarita 5.50 3.00 9.00
screwdriver 5.50 3.00 9.00
tequila sunrise 5.50 3.00 9.00
whiskey sour 5.50 3.00 9.00
monkey wrench 5.50 3.00 9.00
salty dog 5.50 3.00 9.00
whiskey and soda 5.50 3.00 9.00
wine spritzer 5.50 3.00 9.00
martini 5.50 3.00 9.00
strawberry daiquiri 5.50 3.00 9.00
strawberry wine 5.50 3.00 9.00
vodka martini 5.50 3.00 9.00
bodyslam 24.00 6.00 18.00
grogtini 24.00 6.00 18.00
cherry bomb 24.00 6.00 18.00
sangria del diablo 24.00 6.00 18.00
dirty martini 24.00 6.00 18.00
vesper 24.00 6.00 18.00
knoll mushroom wine 11.50 3.00 5.00 1.67
knob mushroom wine 11.50 3.00 5.00
spooky mushroom wine 11.50 3.00 5.00
bloody mary 5.50 3.00 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Imp Ale 1.50 1.00 9.00 -17.00 -8.00

¹ The around the world only affects one stat at a time, chosen randomly.

[edit] Notes

  • Drinks that are unavailable, unimplemented, or non-stat-bestowing are excluded from the table above:
bloody beer, bottle of Calcutta Emerald, bottle of Definit, bottle of Domesticated Turkey, bottle of Jorge Sinsonte, bottle of Lieutenant Freeman, bottle of gin, bottle of popskull, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed champagne, boxed wine, braincracker sweet, calle de miel with a fly in it, candycaine, cranmopolitan, ecto-nog, eggnogtini, fermented honey, flask of peppermint schnapps, gin, green beer, hot choculate, hot toady, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, ice-cold Willer, Infinitesimal IPA, Mad Train wine, Mae West with a fly in it, mandarina colada with a fly in it, moons-shine, Mt. Noob Pale Ale, N. O. Beer, Otorian Battle Scar, perpendicular hula with a fly in it, Petite Porter, prussian cathouse with a fly in it, rockin' wagon with a fly in it, Scrawny Stout, shot of flower schnapps, slap and tickle with a fly in it, supermartini, tangarita with a fly in it, white lightning
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