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Best Booze

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The quality of a drink is a measure of the benefit of the drink compared to the drunkenness it gives you. For instance, if a drink gives you 5 adventures and 12 muscle substat points for 2 drunkenness, then it has an adventure quality of 2.5 and a muscle substat quality of 6.

The following table lists which drinks in the order of maximizing the number of adventures you get for each unit of drunkenness. Use the sort-icons to resort according to average stat or other properties.

Note that various game mechanics affect the number of adventures gained from imbibing booze. See also:

Q BM Item Mus Mys Mox Level Adv Drunk Mus/Drunk Mys/Drunk Mox/Drunk Adv/Drunk
N astral pilsner (level 11+) 11.0 11.0 11.0 1 11 1 11.0 11.0 11.0 11.00
Y Mad Jack's Corn Squeezerynote 1 0.0 750.0 0.0 1 50 5 0.0 150.0 0.0 10.00
Y Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Millnote 1 0.0 0.0 750.0 1 50 5 0.0 0.0 150.0 10.00
Y Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stoutnote 1 750.0 0.0 0.0 1 50 5 150.0 0.0 0.0 10.00
N astral pilsner (level 10) 10.0 10.0 10.0 1 10 1 10.0 10.0 10.0 10.00
N Ralph IX cognac 250.0 250.0 250.0 15 57 6 41.6 41.6 41.6 9.50
N Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned, Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy, Dreadsylvanian grimlet, Dreadsylvanian hot toddy, Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 40.0 40.0 40.0 26 38 4 10.0 10.0 10.0 9.50
N stinkwater 25.0 25.0 25.0 24 27 3 8.3 8.3 8.3 9.00
N astral pilsner (level 9) 9.0 9.0 9.0 1 9 1 9.0 9.0 9.0 9.00
N Jeppson's Malort 15.5 15.5 15.5 1 24.5 3 5.1 5.1 5.1 8.16
N Hodgman's blanket 550.0 550.0 550.0 15 16 2 275.0 275.0 275.0 8.00
N white Dreadsylvanian 15.0 15.0 15.0 20 8 1 15.0 15.0 15.0 8.00
N astral pilsner (level 8) 8.0 8.0 8.0 1 8 1 8.0 8.0 8.0 8.00
N Thriller Ice 15.0 15.0 15.0 22 15 2 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.50
N Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne 95.0 95.0 95.0 10 7.5 1 95.0 95.0 95.0 7.50
N Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel 58.0 59.5 57.0 10 7.5 1 58.0 59.5 57.0 7.50
N Acqua Del Piatto Merlot, Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet, Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir, Uovo Marcio Shiraz 60.0 60.0 60.0 10 7.5 1 60.0 60.0 60.0 7.50
N green eggnog 0.0 0.0 0.0 12 21 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 7.00
N astral pilsner (level 7) 7.0 7.0 7.0 1 7 1 7.0 7.0 7.0 7.00
N Grimacite Bock 60.0 60.0 61.0 8 6.5 1 60.0 60.0 61.0 6.50
N bottle of Race Car Red 45.0 44.0 60.0 11 19 3 15.0 14.6 20.0 6.33
N bottle of Greedy Dog, bottle of Lambada Lambic 50.0 50.0 60.0 11 19 3 16.6 16.6 20.0 6.33
N jar of fermented pickle juice 90.0 90.0 90.0 13 31.5 5 18.0 18.0 18.0 6.30
N Flivver 15.0 15.0 15.0 1 12.5 2 7.5 7.5 7.5 6.25
N bottle of Bloodweiser 40.0 40.0 40.0 1 12.5 2 20.0 20.0 20.0 6.25
N cranberry schnapps 0.0 87.0 0.0 4 18.5 3 0.0 29.0 0.0 6.16
N soy cordial 47.0 47.0 47.0 6 30 5 9.4 9.4 9.4 6.00
N Wrecked Generator 25.0 25.0 25.0 5 30 5 5.0 5.0 5.0 6.00
N breaded beer 0.0 0.0 120.0 5 24 4 0.0 0.0 30.0 6.00
N swirling mushroom wine 0.0 0.0 75.0 3 24 4 0.0 0.0 18.7 6.00
N buzzing mushroom wine 0.0 75.0 0.0 3 24 4 0.0 18.7 0.0 6.00
N blood-red mushroom wine 75.0 0.0 0.0 3 24 4 18.7 0.0 0.0 6.00
N bottle of Rapier Witbier 24.0 22.0 30.0 6 12 2 12.0 11.0 15.0 6.00
N bottle of Professor Beer 25.0 30.0 30.0 6 12 2 12.5 15.0 15.0 6.00
N bottle of Old Pugilist 25.5 29.0 27.0 6 12 2 12.7 14.5 13.5 6.00
N marshmallow flambé 62.5 0.0 0.0 3 12 2 31.2 0.0 0.0 6.00
N glass of bourbon 15.0 12.0 17.0 5 6 1 15.0 12.0 17.0 6.00
N Ambitious Turkey 22.5 22.5 22.5 5 6 1 22.5 22.5 22.5 6.00
N Friendly Turkey 8.0 9.0 4.0 1 6 1 8.0 9.0 4.0 6.00
N Cold One 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 6 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 6.00
N can of Impetuous Scofflaw 0.0 0.0 55.0 1 6 1 0.0 0.0 55.0 6.00
N can of Drooling Monk 0.0 55.0 0.0 1 6 1 0.0 55.0 0.0 6.00
N can of Brütalbräu 55.0 0.0 0.0 1 6 1 55.0 0.0 0.0 6.00
N astral pilsner (level 6) 6.0 6.0 6.0 1 6 1 6.0 6.0 6.0 6.00
N bottle of single-barrel whiskey 45.0 45.0 45.0 13 17.5 3 15.0 15.0 15.0 5.83
N overpowering mushroom wine 109.5 0.0 0.0 3 23 4 27.3 0.0 0.0 5.75
N complex mushroom wine 0.0 135.0 0.0 3 23 4 0.0 33.7 0.0 5.75
N Mint Yulep, Vodka Matryoshka 37.5 15.0 15.0 2 11.5 2 18.7 7.5 7.5 5.75
N Feliz Navidad, Gin Mint 15.0 15.0 37.5 2 11.5 2 7.5 7.5 18.7 5.75
N Crimbojito, Sangria de Menthe 15.0 37.5 15.0 2 11.5 2 7.5 18.7 7.5 5.75
N smooth mushroom wine 0.0 0.0 146.5 3 22 4 0.0 0.0 36.6 5.50
N scotch on the rocks 15.0 15.0 15.0 11 16.5 3 5.0 5.0 5.0 5.50
N French bronilla brogurt 0.0 0.0 150.0 11 16.5 3 0.0 0.0 50.0 5.50
N brocolate brogurt 0.0 150.0 0.0 11 16.5 3 0.0 50.0 0.0 5.50
N broberry brogurt 150.0 0.0 0.0 11 16.5 3 50.0 0.0 0.0 5.50
N flat cider 60.0 60.0 60.0 6 11 2 30.0 30.0 30.0 5.50
N soyburger juicenote 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 3 11 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 5.50
N Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 10.0 0.0 0.0 1 11 2 5.0 0.0 0.0 5.50
N expensive champagne 15.0 15.0 15.0 4 5.5 1 15.0 15.0 15.0 5.50
N Agitated Turkey 15.0 15.0 16.0 3 5.5 1 15.0 15.0 16.0 5.50
N pumpkin beer 12.5 12.5 12.5 2 5.5 1 12.5 12.5 12.5 5.50
N Go-Wassail 6.0 6.0 6.0 1 5.5 1 6.0 6.0 6.0 5.50
Y distilled fortified wine, thermos full of Knob coffee 5.5 5.5 5.5 1 5.5 1 5.5 5.5 5.5 5.50
N crystal skeleton vodka 24.5 24.5 24.5 3 16 3 8.1 8.1 8.1 5.33
N Cinco Mayo Lager 5.0 5.0 5.0 1 16 3 1.6 1.6 1.6 5.33
N dream of a dog 16.5 20.0 16.0 8 10.5 2 8.2 10.0 8.0 5.25
N Xiblaxian space-whiskey 50.0 50.0 50.0 7 20.5 4 12.5 12.5 12.5 5.12
N Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 75.0 75.0 75.0 13 25 5 15.0 15.0 15.0 5.00
Y decanter of fine Scotch 7.5 7.5 64.5 9 20 4 1.8 1.8 16.1 5.00
N Ice Island Long Tea 22.5 22.5 22.5 1 20 4 5.6 5.6 5.6 5.00
N bloody kiwitini 30.0 30.0 30.0 15 15 3 10.0 10.0 10.0 5.00
N shining goblet 20.0 20.5 20.0 9 15 3 6.6 6.8 6.6 5.00
N Hundred Headed IPA 22.5 22.5 22.5 13 10 2 11.2 11.2 11.2 5.00
N Amnesiac Ale 0.0 -12.0 0.0 5 10 2 0.0 -6.0 0.0 5.00
N mid-level medieval mead 25.0 25.0 25.0 7 5 1 25.0 25.0 25.0 5.00
N Morto Moreto 0.0 0.0 0.0 5 5 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 5.00
N astral pilsner (level 5) 5.0 5.0 5.0 1 5 1 5.0 5.0 5.0 5.00
N gloomy mushroom wine, oily mushroom wine 13.5 13.5 13.5 7 14.5 3 4.5 4.5 4.5 4.83
N Wet Russian 0.0 49.5 0.0 11 13.5 3 0.0 16.5 0.0 4.50
Y Oreille Divisée brandy 20.0 20.0 20.0 4 13.5 3 6.6 6.6 6.6 4.50
N warbear bearserker mead, warbear blizzard mead, warbear feasting mead 7.5 7.5 7.5 1 13.5 3 2.5 2.5 2.5 4.50
N Gets-You-Drunk 80.0 80.0 80.0 1 9 2 40.0 40.0 40.0 4.50
N Moonthril Schnapps 9.0 7.5 9.5 3 4.5 1 9.0 7.5 9.5 4.50
N The Cooler Out of Space 35.0 35.0 35.0 12 8.5 2 17.5 17.5 17.5 4.25
N Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 40.0 0.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 20.0 0.0 0.0 4.25
N Sizzling Sinner 33.0 0.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 16.5 0.0 0.0 4.25
N Shot of the Living Dead 39.0 0.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 19.5 0.0 0.0 4.25
N Plague of Locusts, Slimebite 0.0 0.0 38.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 0.0 19.0 4.25
N Oh, the Humanitini 17.0 19.0 18.5 8 8.5 2 8.5 9.5 9.2 4.25
N Haymaker 16.0 22.0 15.0 8 8.5 2 8.0 11.0 7.5 4.25
N Green Giant 0.0 38.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 19.0 0.0 4.25
N Green Burlap 16.5 16.5 16.5 8 8.5 2 8.2 8.2 8.2 4.25
N Flaming Sazerorc 32.0 0.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 16.0 0.0 0.0 4.25
N Flaming Mohobo 18.0 17.5 19.5 8 8.5 2 9.0 8.7 9.7 4.25
N Flaming Knob 0.0 0.0 35.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 0.0 17.5 4.25
N Flaming Caipiranha 18.0 20.0 20.0 8 8.5 2 9.0 10.0 10.0 4.25
N Event Horizon, Herringtini 15.0 18.0 18.0 8 8.5 2 7.5 9.0 9.0 4.25
N Earth, Wind and Firewater 0.0 36.5 0.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 18.2 0.0 4.25
N Dump Truck 35.0 0.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 17.5 0.0 0.0 4.25
N Drunken Astrophysicist 9.0 50.0 5.0 8 8.5 2 4.5 25.0 2.5 4.25
N Crazymaker 0.0 34.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 17.0 0.0 4.25
N Candicaine 0.0 0.0 40.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 0.0 20.0 4.25
N Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 0.0 0.0 37.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 0.0 18.5 4.25
N Aura Libre 0.0 40.0 0.0 8 8.5 2 0.0 20.0 0.0 4.25
N super-size brogurt 75.0 0.0 75.0 8 12.5 3 25.0 0.0 25.0 4.16
N Highest Bitter 0.0 14.5 0.0 6 12.5 3 0.0 4.8 0.0 4.16
N magnum of fancy champagne 15.0 15.0 15.0 6 24 6 2.5 2.5 2.5 4.00
N dirty martini, vesper 0.0 0.0 18.0 6 24 6 0.0 0.0 3.0 4.00
N cherry bomb, sangria del diablo 0.0 18.0 0.0 6 24 6 0.0 3.0 0.0 4.00
N bodyslam, grogtini 18.0 0.0 0.0 6 24 6 3.0 0.0 0.0 4.00
N mulled berry wine 0.0 40.0 0.0 7 20 5 0.0 8.0 0.0 4.00
N Sloppy Jalopy 30.0 30.0 30.0 1 20 5 6.0 6.0 6.0 4.00
Y Neuromancer, vodka stratocaster 26.0 0.0 18.0 6 16 4 6.5 0.0 4.5 4.00
Y Mon Tiki, teqiwila slammer 44.0 0.0 0.0 6 16 4 11.0 0.0 0.0 4.00
Y mandarina colada, tangarita 0.0 18.0 26.0 6 16 4 0.0 4.5 6.5 4.00
Y Mae West, prussian cathouse 0.0 0.0 44.0 6 16 4 0.0 0.0 11.0 4.00
Y gimlet, yellow brick road 0.0 44.0 0.0 6 16 4 0.0 11.0 0.0 4.00
Y Divine, Gordon Bennett 18.0 26.0 0.0 6 16 4 4.5 6.5 0.0 4.00
N stinky mushroom wine 0.0 0.0 13.5 6 12 3 0.0 0.0 4.5 4.00
N spooky mushroom wine 0.0 0.0 5.0 6 12 3 0.0 0.0 1.6 4.00
N shot of mescal 0.0 52.0 0.0 6 12 3 0.0 17.3 0.0 4.00
N pointy mushroom wine 0.0 0.0 9.0 6 12 3 0.0 0.0 3.0 4.00
N knoll mushroom wine 5.0 0.0 0.0 6 12 3 1.6 0.0 0.0 4.00
N knob mushroom wine 0.0 5.0 0.0 6 12 3 0.0 1.6 0.0 4.00
N icy mushroom wine 0.0 13.5 0.0 6 12 3 0.0 4.5 0.0 4.00
N flat mushroom wine 9.0 0.0 0.0 6 12 3 3.0 0.0 0.0 4.00
N flaming mushroom wine 13.5 0.0 0.0 6 12 3 4.5 0.0 0.0 4.00
N cool mushroom wine 0.0 9.0 0.0 6 12 3 0.0 3.0 0.0 4.00
N Hot Socks, Phonus Balonus 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 12 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 4.00
N bone aperitif 15.0 15.0 15.0 6 8 2 7.5 7.5 7.5 4.00
N bottle of wine 20.0 20.0 20.0 5 8 2 10.0 10.0 10.0 4.00
N CSA cheerfulness ration 46.0 44.0 45.5 6 4 1 46.0 44.0 45.5 4.00
N Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 11.0 5.0 5.0 6 4 1 11.0 5.0 5.0 4.00
N Temps Tempranillo 19.5 22.0 23.5 4 4 1 19.5 22.0 23.5 4.00
N Jungle Juice 5.5 3.5 4.5 4 4 1 5.5 3.5 4.5 4.00
N Fromage Pinotage 0.0 40.5 0.0 3 4 1 0.0 40.5 0.0 4.00
N Bordeaux Marteaux 60.0 0.0 0.0 3 4 1 60.0 0.0 0.0 4.00
N Lumineux Limnio 0.0 39.0 0.0 2 4 1 0.0 39.0 0.0 4.00
N Beignet Milgranet 24.5 24.5 22.0 2 4 1 24.5 24.5 22.0 4.00
N astral pilsner (level 4) 4.0 4.0 4.0 1 4 1 4.0 4.0 4.0 4.00
N jar of squeeze 35.0 35.0 35.0 8 27.5 7 5.0 5.0 5.0 3.92
N bungle in the jungle 65.0 85.0 65.0 7 15 4 16.2 21.2 16.2 3.75
N soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini with tuxedo shirt 7.0 7.5 38.0 5 15 4 1.7 1.8 9.5 3.75
Y bottle of laundry sherry 0.0 65.0 0.0 11 7.5 2 0.0 32.5 0.0 3.75
N Strikes Again Bigmouth 0.0 0.0 7.0 1 7.5 2 0.0 0.0 3.5 3.75
N ridiculous cocktail 11.0 11.0 11.0 1 11 3 3.6 3.6 3.6 3.66
N corpsetini 0.0 0.0 72.5 5 21 6 0.0 0.0 12.0 3.50
N corpse on the beach 0.0 72.5 0.0 5 21 6 0.0 12.0 0.0 3.50
N Corpse Island iced tea 27.5 27.5 27.5 5 21 6 4.5 4.5 4.5 3.50
N corpsedriver 72.5 0.0 0.0 5 21 6 12.0 0.0 0.0 3.50
N melon-infused sake 0.0 100.0 0.0 7 14 4 0.0 25.0 0.0 3.50
N citrus-infused sake 100.0 0.0 0.0 7 14 4 25.0 0.0 0.0 3.50
N berry-infused sake 0.0 0.0 100.0 7 14 4 0.0 0.0 25.0 3.50
Y rockin' wagon with tuxedo shirt 0.0 0.0 35.0 4 14 4 0.0 0.0 8.7 3.50
Y evil horizontal tango, evil roll in the hay 0.0 0.0 70.0 4 14 4 0.0 0.0 17.5 3.50
Y evil ducha de oro 18.0 0.0 52.0 4 14 4 4.5 0.0 13.0 3.50
Y an evil little sump'm sump'm 0.0 18.0 52.0 4 14 4 0.0 4.5 13.0 3.50
N stealth bomber 15.0 0.0 16.5 6 10.5 3 5.0 0.0 5.5 3.50
N legitimate business on the beach 25.0 25.0 25.5 5 7 2 12.5 12.5 12.7 3.50
N Suppurating Sinner 20.0 0.0 0.0 4 7 2 10.0 0.0 0.0 3.50
N Sazuruk-hai 24.0 0.0 0.0 4 7 2 12.0 0.0 0.0 3.50
N non-aged vinegar 6.0 7.0 7.0 4 7 2 3.0 3.5 3.5 3.50
N New Zealand iced tea 28.0 0.0 0.0 4 7 2 14.0 0.0 0.0 3.50
N Locust 0.0 0.0 26.0 4 7 2 0.0 0.0 13.0 3.50
N Jackhammer 33.0 0.0 0.0 4 7 2 16.5 0.0 0.0 3.50
N Herring Wallbanger 11.0 12.0 13.0 4 7 2 5.5 6.0 6.5 3.50
N Earth and Firewater 0.0 21.0 0.0 4 7 2 0.0 10.5 0.0 3.50
N Ish Kabibble, Sockdollager 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 7 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 3.50
Y dusty bottle of Marsala 7.5 7.5 7.5 1 7 2 3.7 3.7 3.7 3.50
N Bee's Knees 15.0 15.0 15.0 1 7 2 7.5 7.5 7.5 3.50
N Bone's Farm "wine" 9.0 8.0 10.0 6 3.5 1 9.0 8.0 10.0 3.50
N Blood Light, Ecto-Cooler, Silver Bullet beer 7.5 7.5 7.5 6 3.5 1 7.5 7.5 7.5 3.50
N Muschat 0.0 0.0 35.5 4 3.5 1 0.0 0.0 35.5 3.50
N giant glass of brandy, mulled cider 32.5 32.5 32.5 5 10 3 10.8 10.8 10.8 3.33
Y Psychotic Train wine 200.0 0.0 0.0 11 19.5 6 33.3 0.0 0.0 3.25
Y boilermaker 27.5 12.5 12.5 12 13 4 6.8 3.1 3.1 3.25
N soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 7.0 7.5 38.0 5 13 4 1.7 1.8 9.5 3.25
Y black & tan 11.0 11.0 11.0 7 6.5 2 5.5 5.5 5.5 3.25
N Transylvania Sling 27.0 0.0 0.0 4 6.5 2 13.5 0.0 0.0 3.25
N Sloe Comfortable Zoo 26.5 0.0 0.0 4 6.5 2 13.2 0.0 0.0 3.25
N Flying Caipiranha 14.0 11.0 14.0 4 6.5 2 7.0 5.5 7.0 3.25
N Extra-slimy Slimosa 0.0 0.0 24.0 4 6.5 2 0.0 0.0 12.0 3.25
N Drunken Neurologist 9.0 24.5 9.0 4 6.5 2 4.5 12.2 4.5 3.25
N Chakra Libre 0.0 22.5 0.0 4 6.5 2 0.0 11.2 0.0 3.25
N Candy Alexander 0.0 0.0 25.5 4 6.5 2 0.0 0.0 12.7 3.25
N Aye Aye, Captain, Slippery Knob 0.0 0.0 20.5 4 6.5 2 0.0 0.0 10.2 3.25
N white Xanadian 15.0 0.0 0.0 2 6.5 2 7.5 0.0 0.0 3.25
N shot of nepenthe schnapps 0.0 15.0 0.0 2 6.5 2 0.0 7.5 0.0 3.25
N bottle of realpagne 0.0 0.0 15.0 2 6.5 2 0.0 0.0 7.5 3.25
Y gibson with tuxedo shirt, vodka gibson with tuxedo shirt 0.0 0.0 18.0 3 9.5 3 0.0 0.0 6.0 3.16
Y dry martini with tuxedo shirt, dry vodka martini with tuxedo shirt 0.0 0.0 9.0 3 9.5 3 0.0 0.0 3.0 3.16
N flask of Amontillado, Morlock's Mark Bourbon 20.0 20.0 20.0 4 12.5 4 5.0 5.0 5.0 3.12
Y Ye Olde Meade 25.0 27.5 25.0 7 15 5 5.0 5.5 5.0 3.00
Y red hot boilermaker 27.5 12.0 12.0 9 12 4 6.8 3.0 3.0 3.00
N salacious screwdiver 88.5 0.0 0.0 8 12 4 22.1 0.0 0.0 3.00
N salacious lychee chuhai 0.0 0.0 88.5 8 12 4 0.0 0.0 22.1 3.00
N dew yoana salacious lei 0.0 90.0 0.0 8 12 4 0.0 22.5 0.0 3.00
Y open sauce 20.0 20.0 20.0 7 12 4 5.0 5.0 5.0 3.00
N Barulio's bottle 3.5 17.5 9.5 5 12 4 0.8 4.3 2.3 3.00
Y tropical swill 28.0 2.5 2.5 4 12 4 7.0 0.6 0.6 3.00
Y slap and tickle 0.0 9.0 26.0 4 12 4 0.0 2.2 6.5 3.00
Y pink pony 26.0 0.0 9.0 4 12 4 6.5 0.0 2.2 3.00
Y perpendicular hula, rockin' wagon 0.0 0.0 35.0 4 12 4 0.0 0.0 8.7 3.00
Y ocean motion 26.0 9.0 0.0 4 12 4 6.5 2.2 0.0 3.00
Y horizontal tango, roll in the hay 0.0 35.0 0.0 4 12 4 0.0 8.7 0.0 3.00
Y fuzzbump, slip 'n' slide 35.0 0.0 0.0 4 12 4 8.7 0.0 0.0 3.00
Y fruity girl swill 2.5 28.0 2.5 4 12 4 0.6 7.0 0.6 3.00
Y ducha de oro 9.0 26.0 0.0 4 12 4 2.2 6.5 0.0 3.00
Y calle de miel 9.0 0.0 26.0 4 12 4 2.2 0.0 6.5 3.00
Y blended frozen swill 2.5 2.5 28.0 4 12 4 0.6 0.6 7.0 3.00
Y around the worldnote 3 27.5 27.5 27.5 4 12 4 6.8 6.8 6.8 3.00
Y a little sump'm sump'm 0.0 26.0 9.0 4 12 4 0.0 6.5 2.2 3.00
N Chunky Mary 0.0 0.0 35.0 1 12 4 0.0 0.0 8.7 3.00
Y Supernova Champagne 10.0 10.0 10.0 8 9 3 3.3 3.3 3.3 3.00
N Murderer's Punch 15.0 0.0 0.0 6 9 3 5.0 0.0 0.0 3.00
N rocket fuel 0.0 0.0 15.0 4 9 3 0.0 0.0 5.0 3.00
N CSA scoutmaster's "water" 25.0 25.0 25.0 3 9 3 8.3 8.3 8.3 3.00
N Saison du Lune 0.0 14.0 33.5 2 9 3 0.0 4.6 11.1 3.00
N white-label gin 4.0 4.0 4.0 1 9 3 1.3 1.3 1.3 3.00
N Le Roi, Nachojito, Over Easy Rider, Vodka Dog 0.0 0.0 35.0 1 9 3 0.0 0.0 11.6 3.00
N La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 0.0 13.0 0.0 1 9 3 0.0 4.3 0.0 3.00
N Fantasma en la Máquina 0.0 0.0 14.0 1 9 3 0.0 0.0 4.6 3.00
N discocktail 0.0 0.0 9.0 1 9 3 0.0 0.0 3.0 3.00
N Bologna Lambic 0.0 36.0 25.0 1 9 3 0.0 12.0 8.3 3.00
Y shot of pear schnapps 0.0 17.0 0.0 8 6 2 0.0 8.5 0.0 3.00
Y shot of peach schnapps 0.0 0.0 17.0 8 6 2 0.0 0.0 8.5 3.00
Y plum wine 17.0 0.0 0.0 8 6 2 8.5 0.0 0.0 3.00
Y Flamin' Whatshisname 22.5 12.5 0.0 6 6 2 11.2 6.2 0.0 3.00
Y artisanal limoncello 0.0 25.0 0.0 6 6 2 0.0 12.5 0.0 3.00
N missing wine 0.0 0.0 40.0 5 6 2 0.0 0.0 20.0 3.00
N More Humanitini than Humanitini 12.5 13.5 14.0 4 6 2 6.2 6.7 7.0 3.00
N Moonshine Mohobo 14.5 12.5 13.5 4 6 2 7.2 6.2 6.7 3.00
N Green Muslin 14.0 10.0 10.0 4 6 2 7.0 5.0 5.0 3.00
N Golden Mean 0.0 27.0 0.0 4 6 2 0.0 13.5 0.0 3.00
N Fuzzy Tentacle 0.0 24.0 0.0 4 6 2 0.0 12.0 0.0 3.00
N Doublepunchplanter 10.0 13.0 14.0 4 6 2 5.0 6.5 7.0 3.00
Y bottle of Pinot Renoir 22.5 13.0 0.0 4 6 2 11.2 6.5 0.0 3.00
N Black Hole 11.5 13.0 12.5 4 6 2 5.7 6.5 6.2 3.00
Y dusty bottle of Zinfandel 12.5 12.5 12.5 1 6 2 6.2 6.2 6.2 3.00
Y cup of primitive beer 55.0 0.0 0.0 12 3 1 55.0 0.0 0.0 3.00
Y thistle wine 0.0 0.0 45.0 10 3 1 0.0 0.0 45.0 3.00
Y melted Jell-o shotnote 3 32.5 32.5 32.5 10 3 1 32.5 32.5 32.5 3.00
Y McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 12.5 12.5 12.5 10 3 1 12.5 12.5 12.5 3.00
Y cruelty-free wine 0.0 12.5 0.0 10 3 1 0.0 12.5 0.0 3.00
Y can of Swiller 12.5 0.0 0.0 10 3 1 12.5 0.0 0.0 3.00
Y painting of a glass of wine 0.0 0.0 45.0 6 3 1 0.0 0.0 45.0 3.00
N unquiet spirits 0.0 0.0 8.0 1 3 1 0.0 0.0 8.0 3.00
N tankard of ale 13.5 15.0 13.5 1 3 1 13.5 15.0 13.5 3.00
N Lucky Lindy 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 3 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 3.00
N elven cellocello, herringcello 6.0 6.0 6.0 1 3 1 6.0 6.0 6.0 3.00
N astral pilsner (level 1-3) 3.0 3.0 3.0 1 3 1 3.0 3.0 3.0 3.00
N canteen of wine, elven moonshine 30.0 30.0 30.0 5 8.5 3 10.0 10.0 10.0 2.83
N Rompedores de Fantasmas 14.0 0.0 0.0 1 8.5 3 4.6 0.0 0.0 2.83
N expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 30.0 30.0 30.0 1 8.5 3 10.0 10.0 10.0 2.83
N bottle of peppermint schnapps 30.0 30.0 30.0 1 8.5 3 10.0 10.0 10.0 2.83
N especially salty dog 40.5 40.5 40.5 4 11 4 10.1 10.1 10.1 2.75
N single swig of vodka 7.5 7.5 7.5 9 5.5 2 3.7 3.7 3.7 2.75
N sham champagne 0.0 0.0 48.0 7 5.5 2 0.0 0.0 24.0 2.75
N space port 15.0 15.0 15.0 5 5.5 2 7.5 7.5 7.5 2.75
Y electric snakebite 0.0 21.5 0.0 5 5.5 2 0.0 10.7 0.0 2.75
N white wine 9.0 9.0 9.0 1 5.5 2 4.5 4.5 4.5 2.75
N banana daiquiri 20.0 20.0 20.0 3 8 3 6.6 6.6 6.6 2.66
Y Fog Murderer 45.0 25.0 25.0 6 15 6 7.5 4.1 4.1 2.50
N chocotini 0.0 0.0 15.0 5 7.5 3 0.0 0.0 5.0 2.50
Y backwoods screwdriver 22.5 0.0 0.0 4 7.5 3 7.5 0.0 0.0 2.50
Y white lightning 0.0 0.0 0.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.50
N spooky eggnog 0.0 23.0 23.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 7.6 7.6 2.50
Y old-fashioned, sangria 0.0 9.0 0.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 3.0 0.0 2.50
N nanite-infested eggnog 0.0 35.0 35.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 11.6 11.6 2.50
Y grog, tequila with training wheels 9.0 0.0 0.0 3 7.5 3 3.0 0.0 0.0 2.50
Y gin and tonic, tequila sunset, vodka and tonic, zmobie 0.0 18.0 0.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 6.0 0.0 2.50
Y gibson, parisian cathouse, rabbit punch, vodka gibson 0.0 0.0 18.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 0.0 6.0 2.50
Y extra-spicy bloody mary 7.0 7.0 7.0 3 7.5 3 2.3 2.3 2.3 2.50
Y eggnog 0.0 23.0 23.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 7.6 7.6 2.50
Y dry martini, dry vodka martini 0.0 0.0 9.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 0.0 3.0 2.50
N cursed bottle of black-label rum 0.0 0.0 0.0 3 7.5 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.50
N carrot claret 4.0 3.0 4.0 3 7.5 3 1.3 1.0 1.3 2.50
Y caipifruta, mimosette, teqiwila, whiskey bittersweet 18.0 0.0 0.0 3 7.5 3 6.0 0.0 0.0 2.50
Y vodka and cranberrynote 4 0.0 23.0 0.0 1 7.5 3 0.0 7.6 0.0 2.50
N red-headed corpse 0.0 32.5 0.0 1 7.5 3 0.0 10.8 0.0 2.50
N purple corpsel 32.0 0.0 0.0 1 7.5 3 10.6 0.0 0.0 2.50
N oozenog 15.0 15.0 15.0 1 7.5 3 5.0 5.0 5.0 2.50
Y martini with tuxedo shirt, vodka martini with tuxedo shirt 0.0 0.0 9.0 1 7.5 3 0.0 0.0 3.0 2.50
N kamicorpse-ee 0.0 0.0 32.5 1 7.5 3 0.0 0.0 10.8 2.50
N corpsebite 13.0 12.5 13.0 1 7.5 3 4.3 4.1 4.3 2.50
N salinated mint julep 20.0 20.0 20.0 5 5 2 10.0 10.0 10.0 2.50
Y unnamed cocktail 7.5 0.0 15.0 4 5 2 3.7 0.0 7.5 2.50
N large tankard of ale 12.5 12.5 12.5 4 5 2 6.2 6.2 6.2 2.50
N Zoodriver 12.0 0.0 0.0 1 5 2 6.0 0.0 0.0 2.50
N Red Dwarf 0.0 17.0 0.0 1 5 2 0.0 8.5 0.0 2.50
N Lollipop Drop 0.0 0.0 13.0 1 5 2 0.0 0.0 6.5 2.50
N Irish Coffee, English Heart 0.0 5.5 0.0 1 5 2 0.0 2.7 0.0 2.50
N Humanitini 5.5 7.0 9.5 1 5 2 2.7 3.5 4.7 2.50
N honey mead 3.5 3.5 3.0 1 5 2 1.7 1.7 1.5 2.50
N Green Velvet 10.0 6.0 7.0 1 5 2 5.0 3.0 3.5 2.50
N Dark & Starry 8.0 9.0 5.0 1 5 2 4.0 4.5 2.5 2.50
N Cement Mixer 15.0 0.0 0.0 1 5 2 7.5 0.0 0.0 2.50
N Aye Aye 0.0 0.0 18.0 1 5 2 0.0 0.0 9.0 2.50
Y shot of blackberry schnapps 6.0 6.0 6.0 11 2.5 1 6.0 6.0 6.0 2.50
Y slimy fermented bile bladder 0.0 0.0 0.0 6 2.5 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.50
Y Cursed Punch 3.0 3.0 3.0 6 2.5 1 3.0 3.0 3.0 2.50
N regular-size brogurt 22.5 0.0 22.5 5 2.5 1 22.5 0.0 22.5 2.50
N Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 0.0 0.0 22.5 4 2.5 1 0.0 0.0 22.5 2.50
Y Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5.0 0.0 0.0 4 2.5 1 5.0 0.0 0.0 2.50
Y cream stout 9.0 9.0 9.0 3 2.5 1 9.0 9.0 9.0 2.50
Y Russian Ice 45.0 0.0 -10.0 2 2.5 1 45.0 0.0 -10.0 2.50
N world's most unappetizing beverage -2.0 -2.0 -2.0 1 2.5 1 -2.0 -2.0 -2.0 2.50
N thermos of "whiskey" 0.0 0.0 87.5 1 2.5 1 0.0 0.0 87.5 2.50
Y shot of rotgut 11.0 11.0 11.0 1 2.5 1 11.0 11.0 11.0 2.50
N glass of "milk" 87.5 0.0 0.0 1 2.5 1 87.5 0.0 0.0 2.50
N cup of "tea" 0.0 87.5 0.0 1 2.5 1 0.0 87.5 0.0 2.50
N Green Manalishi 0.0 10.0 15.0 4 7 3 0.0 3.3 5.0 2.33
Y redrumnote 4 0.0 23.0 0.0 1 7 3 0.0 7.6 0.0 2.33
N natto-infused sake, tobiko-infused sake, wasabi-infused sake 7.0 7.0 7.0 1 7 3 2.3 2.3 2.3 2.33
N bottle of fruity "wine" 4.0 4.5 4.0 5 4.5 2 2.0 2.2 2.0 2.25
N bottle of drinkin' gas 0.0 45.0 0.0 3 4.5 2 0.0 22.5 0.0 2.25
N Suffering Sinner 16.5 0.0 0.0 1 4.5 2 8.2 0.0 0.0 2.25
N Sazerorc 14.5 0.0 0.0 1 4.5 2 7.2 0.0 0.0 2.25
N Punchplanter 7.0 7.5 5.0 1 4.5 2 3.5 3.7 2.5 2.25
N Mt. Noob Pale Ale 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 4.5 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.25
N Mohobo 7.0 5.5 8.5 1 4.5 2 3.5 2.7 4.2 2.25
N junk yard 4.5 4.5 4.5 1 4.5 2 2.2 2.2 2.2 2.25
N Herring Daiquiri 7.5 7.5 7.5 1 4.5 2 3.7 3.7 3.7 2.25
N Grasshopper 0.0 0.0 15.5 1 4.5 2 0.0 0.0 7.7 2.25
N Fauna Libre 0.0 16.0 0.0 1 4.5 2 0.0 8.0 0.0 2.25
N Drunken Philosopher 2.0 18.0 3.0 1 4.5 2 1.0 9.0 1.5 2.25
N Drac & Tan 15.0 0.0 0.0 1 4.5 2 7.5 0.0 0.0 2.25
N Caipiranha 8.0 5.0 8.0 1 4.5 2 4.0 2.5 4.0 2.25
N Buttery Knob 0.0 0.0 13.0 1 4.5 2 0.0 0.0 6.5 2.25
N elven squeeze 26.5 24.5 26.0 4 6.5 3 8.8 8.1 8.6 2.16
N Disappointed Russian 0.0 0.0 35.0 1 8 4 0.0 0.0 8.7 2.00
Y bottle of Evermore 15.0 0.0 15.0 5 6 3 5.0 0.0 5.0 2.00
Y tomato daiquiri 11.0 0.0 11.0 2 6 3 3.6 0.0 3.6 2.00
Y spiced rum 0.0 0.0 23.0 2 6 3 0.0 0.0 7.6 2.00
Y papaya slung 13.0 13.0 0.0 2 6 3 4.3 4.3 0.0 2.00
Y bottle of Calcutta Emerald, bottle of Definit, bottle of Domesticated Turkey, bottle of Jorge Sinsonte, bottle of Lieutenant Freeman, bottle of Pete's Sake, boxed champagne 0.0 0.0 0.0 2 6 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.00
Y beertini, salty slug 0.0 11.0 11.0 2 6 3 0.0 3.6 3.6 2.00
N water purification pills 27.5 27.5 27.5 1 6 3 9.1 9.1 9.1 2.00
N CRIMBCO wine 15.0 15.0 15.0 1 6 3 5.0 5.0 5.0 2.00
Y red red wine 0.0 0.0 15.0 4 4 2 0.0 0.0 7.5 2.00
Y flute of flat champagne 0.0 16.0 0.0 2 4 2 0.0 8.0 0.0 2.00
Y snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 0.0 20.0 0.0 1 4 2 0.0 10.0 0.0 2.00
N Slimosa 0.0 0.0 17.0 1 4 2 0.0 0.0 8.5 2.00
N Great Old Fashioned 0.0 16.0 0.0 1 4 2 0.0 8.0 0.0 2.00
N Firewater 0.0 12.0 0.0 1 4 2 0.0 6.0 0.0 2.00
Y dusty bottle of Muscat 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 4 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.00
N Alewife™ Ale 0.0 0.0 0.0 5 2 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.00
Y gin-soaked blotter paper 7.5 0.0 7.5 3 2 1 7.5 0.0 7.5 2.00
Y booze-soaked cherry 0.0 7.5 0.0 3 2 1 0.0 7.5 0.0 2.00
Y Ram's Face Lager 9.0 0.0 0.0 2 2 1 9.0 0.0 0.0 2.00
Y shot of tomato schnapps 1.5 1.5 1.5 1 2 1 1.5 1.5 1.5 2.00
Y shot of orange schnapps 4.0 0.0 0.0 1 2 1 4.0 0.0 0.0 2.00
Y shot of grapefruit schnapps 0.0 4.0 0.0 1 2 1 0.0 4.0 0.0 2.00
Y fine wine 0.0 0.0 4.0 1 2 1 0.0 0.0 4.0 2.00
N can of the cheapest beer 2.0 1.5 1.5 1 2 1 2.0 1.5 1.5 2.00
Y bloody beer, dusty bottle of Port, green beer, overpriced "imported" beer 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 2 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 2.00
Y Blackfly Chardonnay 0.0 0.0 35.0 7 5.5 3 0.0 0.0 11.6 1.83
N screwdiver 57.5 0.0 0.0 4 5.5 3 19.1 0.0 0.0 1.83
N lychee chuhai 0.0 0.0 64.0 4 5.5 3 0.0 0.0 21.3 1.83
N dew yoana lei 0.0 59.5 0.0 4 5.5 3 0.0 19.8 0.0 1.83
N White Hyborian 22.5 0.0 0.0 2 5.5 3 7.5 0.0 0.0 1.83
Y white Canadian 11.0 0.0 0.0 1 5.5 3 3.6 0.0 0.0 1.83
Y whiskey and cola 0.0 5.0 5.0 1 5.5 3 0.0 1.6 1.6 1.83
Y rum and cola 0.0 0.0 11.0 1 5.5 3 0.0 0.0 3.6 1.83
Y redrumnote 4, vodka and cranberrynote 4 0.0 23.0 0.0 1 5.5 3 0.0 7.7 0.0 1.83
Y papaya sling 23.0 0.0 0.0 1 5.5 3 7.6 0.0 0.0 1.83
Y monkey wrench, salty dog, whiskey and soda, wine spritzer 0.0 9.0 0.0 1 5.5 3 0.0 3.0 0.0 1.83
Y martini, strawberry daiquiri, strawberry wine, vodka martini 0.0 0.0 9.0 1 5.5 3 0.0 0.0 3.0 1.83
Y margarita, screwdriver, tequila sunrise, whiskey sour 9.0 0.0 0.0 1 5.5 3 3.0 0.0 0.0 1.83
N lumbering jack 0.0 12.5 0.0 1 5.5 3 0.0 4.1 0.0 1.83
N Infinitesimal IPA 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 5.5 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.83
Y bloody mary, Typical Tavern swill 1.5 1.5 1.5 1 5.5 3 0.5 0.5 0.5 1.83
N bucket of wine 31.5 30.0 30.0 5 17.5 10 3.1 3.0 3.0 1.75
N McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 7.5 0.0 0.0 2 3.5 2 3.7 0.0 0.0 1.75
Y dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 4.5 17.5 4.5 1 3.5 2 2.2 8.7 2.2 1.75
Y dusty bottle of Merlot 7.5 7.5 7.5 1 3.5 2 3.7 3.7 3.7 1.75
N fountain 'soda' 7.5 0.0 7.5 5 5 3 2.5 0.0 2.5 1.66
N moonberry wine cooler 0.0 7.5 0.0 3 5 3 0.0 2.5 0.0 1.66
N En Una Fila Tequila 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 6 4 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.50
N stepmom's booze 0.0 7.5 7.5 5 4.5 3 0.0 2.5 2.5 1.50
N Scrawny Stout 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 4.5 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.50
Y accidental cider, bilge wine 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 4.5 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.50
N acceptable vodka, adequate rum, Das Sauerlager, passable stout 0.0 25.0 15.0 1 4.5 3 0.0 8.3 5.0 1.50
Y bottle of cooking sherry, bottle of popskull 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 3 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.50
Y red rum 0.0 0.0 0.0 3 4 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.33
N Petite Porter 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 4 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.33
N soyburger juicenote 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 3 2.5 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.25
N slug of rum, slug of shochu, slug of vodka 0.0 0.0 0.0 2 3 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
Y bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of sake, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine, ice-cold fotie, Mad Train wine 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 3 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
N mediocre lager 0.0 15.0 7.5 1 2 2 0.0 7.5 3.7 1.00
N mini-martini 0.0 0.0 0.0 11 1 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
N snakebite -1.5 -1.5 -1.5 4 1 1 -1.5 -1.5 -1.5 1.00
N plastic cup of beer 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 1 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
N pebblebräu 77.0 73.0 75.0 1 1 1 77.0 73.0 75.0 1.00
Y Imp Ale 9.0 0.0 -17.0 1 1 1 9.0 0.0 -17.0 1.00
Y ice-cold Sir Schlitz, ice-cold Willer, plain old beer 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 1 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
N flask of peppermint schnapps 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 1 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
Y day-old beer 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 1 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
N cheap Chinese beer, cursed bottle of rum 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 1 1 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.00
Y Bowl of Scorpions -30.0 -15.0 -30.0 6 5.5 8 -3.7 -1.8 -3.7 0.68
N 5-hour acrimony 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 5 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.00
N slap and slap again 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.00
N bottle of Ooze-O, bottle of sewage schnapps, shot of flower schnapps 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 3 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.00
N used beer 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.00
N beery blood 0.0 0.0 0.0 1 0 2 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.00
N glass of herbal tequila, whiskey in a broken glass 0.0 0.0 0.0 6 0 0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.00

Notes

1 Hobopolis marketplace drinks do not gain Adventures from Ode to Booze.
2 Soyburger juice gives extra Adventures with the deadened palate effect.
3 Around the world and melted Jell-o shot increase only one stat, randomly chosen.
4 Vodka and cranberry and redrum give extra Adventures on the Feast of Boris.

See Also

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