Oh my gosh! An honest-to-goodness space alien! I always knew they were real! I'm not crazy after all! 'Course, you're a bit different-looking from what I was expecting. Only got the one big eye, for a start. Hairier, too. You, uh, could you maybe not stare at me like that? I guess maybe you don't have any choice, anatomically speaking.
Oh! Where are my manners? Let me offer you some Earthling refreshments. Hopefully sugar won't make you explode or anything.
Boy, just wait till I tell the fellows down at the lodge about this!
|You acquire an item: candy UFOs|