Beefy bodyguard bat
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 You're fighting a beefy bodyguard batThis is one of the beefiest bats in the burrow, and that's why the Boss Bat chose him as a personal bodyguard. He looks eager to buffet, batter, bedevil, and even berate you, leaving you thoroughly bedraggled. Beware!
Hit Message(s):
He flexes his beefy pectorals at you. You make a quick comparison and feel profoundly humiliated. Argh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
He manhandles you in the <giblets>. Well, as much as something can be manhandled with a tiny claw on the end of a wing. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Argh!
He delivers a beefy bite to your <giblets>. Man. Imagine how bad his bark must be! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
He picks up a rock in his tiny claws and throws it at your <giblets>. Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
He swoops down, lifts you off the ground, and carries you high into the vaults of the cavern. He tosses you and you bounce off a few stalactites before landing <giblets>-first on a stalagmite. Argh. Argh! Oof! Ouch! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
He flexes his beefy pectorals at you, but you flex yours back.
He tries to bite you on the <giblets>, but pulls a muscle in his neck and has to stop to apply some beefy bodyguard bat balm.
He rears back and tries to punch you in the <giblets>, but then realizes that he can't really make a fist, on account of he's a bat.
He picks up a rock in his tiny claws and throws it at you, but you duck. No, wait. You bat it away.
Fumble Message:
He flies toward your head, but bumps his own head on a stalactite (maybe it was Stalactite 17?) and is knocked unconscious for a few seconds.
Occurs at The Boss Bat's Lair.
Notes
- Implemented with the NS13 update.
References
- The fumble message contains a reference to the 1953 film Stalag 17.
- One of the attack messages refers to the idiom "His bark is worse than his bite"
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