You find yourself in a typical unfinished basement. A bunch of disused excersize equipment sits in one corner next to a 55-gallon drum of hair gel. Totally typical basement stuff.
You also notice a chainsaw hanging from a hook on one of the beams. You always did have pretty good chainsaw-dar.
You also see the house's breaker box -- you could probably modify it with the electronics kit you're carrying, if you're of a mind to.
|Use the workout equipment|
You use the exercise equipment to the best of your ability. Too bad this basement doesn't have some kind of troglodyte personal trainer living in it.
|You x Beefiness.|
|Use the hair gel|
You plunge both hands into the hair gel and then absolutely douse yourself in it from the ears up.
|You acquire an effect: The Best Hair You've Ever Had|
(duration: 20 Adventures)
|Grab the chainsaw|
You grab the chainsaw, disappointed to learn that it's almost out of gas.
|You acquire an item: intimidating chainsaw|
|Modify the living room lights|
With your electronics kit, it is the work of a moment to make the living room lights strobe off and on several times a second. This will be great, until it shorts out and burns the house down.
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- Modifying the living room lights uses an electronics kit to increase megawoots by 20.