Baseball
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baseball
This is a baseball, which used to be part of a baseball bat. This baseball a been a bery bery good to you. Er, actually no it hasn't. Not yet, at least.
(Meatsmithing component)
Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 11 Meat.
( In-game plural: baseballs) Obtained From
- Guano Junction
- baseball bat
- What Can You Do? (3) (with ten-leaf clover)
When Used
- From inventory (with less than three baseballs):
 Baseball
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| You attempt to juggle the baseballs, but you don't have enough of them.
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- From inventory (if you have three or more baseballs):
| Baseball
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| You begin juggling three of your baseballs. You throw the balls higher and higher with each rotation, getting a fairly good upper body workout in the process
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| Eventually, though, you throw one of the balls so high into the air that it burns up on reentry, and you're forced to stop juggling.
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| Baseball
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| You begin juggling three of your baseballs. After a couple of minutes, you stop moving your hands and control the balls by sheer force of will. Magical!
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| After a couple more minutes, you get a little bit overzealous with your Magicalness, and accidentally incinerate one of the balls.
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| Baseball
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| You begin juggling three of your baseballs. A group of ladies passes nearby, and they seem pretty impressed.
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| As soon as they're out of sight, however, you drop one of the baseballs and it rolls into a bottomless pit, never to be retrieved again.
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| Baseball
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| You throw the baseball at him. It hits him on the head, doing 6-8 damage.
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Uses
Notes
References
- This item's description is a reference to Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" character Chico Escuela's catchphrase, "baseball been berry, berry good to me!" Real-life player Sammy Sosa, who has a similar accent to the one parodied by that character, would jokingly quote this line to the press during his career.
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