Barrrney's Barrr

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Barrrney's Barrr
Location	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
Unlocks	with Swashbuckling Getup
Min Stat	0
Combat %	80.4
ML	80 - 83
Special adventures
Clover	None
Bad Moon	?
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Barrrney's Barrr is located in the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are needed to adventure here. If accessed through use of the Last Adventure link without them, you will see this message:

You shouldn't be here.

Combat Adventures

tetchy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 83 • Substat Gain: 20.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 93 Monster Defense: 76 Hit Points: 71 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

toothy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, cocktail napkin Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 83 • Substat Gain: 20.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 93 Monster Defense: 77 Hit Points: 75 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

tipsy pirate -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of rum, bottle of rum, tip jar, cocktail napkin, rum barrel charrrm Meat Drop: 36-54 Monster Level: 80 • Substat Gain: 20 • Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 72 Hit Points: 73 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

The Right to Bear Arrrrms
	Substat Gain: 60 Muscleboundness Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler and Oxygenarian ascensions.

Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
	Substat Gain: 60 Wizardliness Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler and Oxygenarian ascensions.

Get Real
	Substat Gain: 60 Chutzpah Note: Only occurs during Teetotaler and Oxygenarian ascensions.

Voulez-vous manger avec moi?
	Item Drops: jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade Note: Only occurs during Oxygenarian ascensions.

A Test of Testarrrsterone
	Cheat: With Mysticality being your prime stat, gain up to 100 each Muscleboundness, Wizardliness, Chutzpah; otherwise gain Muscleboundness and Chutzpah. Drink up and hope for the best: Gain 3 drunkenness, and up to 300 Muscleboundness, Wizardliness, Chutzpah. Wuss out: Gain approximately 2 times <mainstat> in Chutzpah (max 150).

That Explains All The Eyepatches

Carefully throw the darrrt at the tarrrget: If you are a Mysticality class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Wizardliness (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Muscleboundness and Chutzpah (max 300); otherwise, fight a tipsy pirate. Pull one over on the pirates: If you are a Moxie class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Chutzpah (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Muscleboundness and Wizardliness (max 300); otherwise, obtain a shot of rotgut. Throw hard and hope for the best: If you are a Muscle class: Gain 3 drunkenness, 2.5 * <mainstat> Muscleboundness (max 400) and 1 to 2 times <mainstat> Wizardliness and Chutzpah (max 300); otherwise, obtain a shot of rotgut.

Yes, You're a Rock Starrr

Sing the high-pitched, densely harmonic "Knob Goblin Rhapsody.": Gain 2-5 of the following: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of vodka, or bottle of whiskey. Sing the ridiculously long ballad "Banana Cream Pie.": Gain 2-3 of the following: grog, monkey wrench, redrum, rum and cola, spiced rum, or strawberry daiquiri. Sing the Southern Hey Deze tune "Fiends in Low Places.": With 0 drunkenness, fight a tetchy pirate; otherwise gain ? Muscleboundness, Wizardliness, & Chutzpah (scales with drunkenness).

You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm
	Item Drops: Cap'm Caronch's Map Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

This Adventure Bites
	Item Drops: Orcish Frat House blueprints Note: Only occurs after the You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm adventure with Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty in inventory Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play
	Note: Only occurs after the This Adventure Bites adventure with Cap'm Caronch's dentures in inventory Note: A one-time superlikely adventure.

Arrr You Man Enough?
	Step up: Play Insult Beer Pong Back off: Nothing (no adventure loss). Note: Only occurs after the Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play adventure. Note: A superlikely adventure.

Like That Time in Tortuga
	Item Drops: padded tortoise Note: The turtle drops only with a turtling rod equipped. Note: This adventure is triggered only with the Eau de Tortue effect, and does not cost an adventure.