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Bangyomaman Warrior

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Bangyomaman Warrior
Location Seaside Megalopolis
Hitpoints 160
Attack 150
Defense 140
Initiative  ?
Meat None
Element None
Physical None
Drops
neurostim pill, X-37 gun
Quest essence of heat
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Bangyomaman Warrior You're fighting a Bangyomaman Warrior

This is a big, hulking, brutish, hideous alien warrior. It kind of looks like someone shaved a giant bulldog and put it in battle armor, then gave it a giant gun covered in switches, buttons, and toggles.

You know, personally, I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. But I wouldn't say it to this guy's face -- he could break me like a glass toothpick.

Hit Message(s):

He smashes a giant fist into your face. Oh, well, you're still prettier than he is. Ouch! Eek! Eek! Eek! Oof! Argh!

He flips a switch on his gun. About three dozen bullets turn you into a human colander. Ooh! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

He pushes a button on his gun. A boxing glove on a spring pops out and bops you on the nose. Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ooh!

He turns a crank on the side of his gun. A mechanical hand emerges, strikes a match, and holds it under your ear. Argh! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Argh! (hot damage)

He flips a toggle on his gun. A buzzsaw shoots out of a slot and makes a really annoying whirring noise, in addition to the minor inconvience of burying itself in your <arse>. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He smashes your face in with a giant fist while peppering you with bullets, lasers, and shuriken from his crazy alien gun. Yeesh! Eek! Argh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He flips a switch on his gun. A refreshing pine scent fills the air.

He flips a toggle on his gun. A spatula comes out and turns over some nearby pancakes.

He gets distracted and starts fiddling with the buttons on his huge gun.

He pushes a button on his gun. A little paper umbrella pops out and slowly drifts to the floor. I ask you, when is that going to be useful in combat?

He turns a crank on the side of his gun. A mechanical hand emerges holding a lit match. You make a quip about having a match -- your butt and its face!

Fumble Message:

He turns a dial on his gun, then pulls a trigger. A couple of mechanical hands pop out and give him a manicure and pedicure. He looks embarrassed, but you can't say he didn't need it.

Stimpill2.gifImage:Stimpill2.gifneurostim pillYou acquire an item: neurostim pill (?% chance)*
Crazyblaster.gifImage:crazyblaster.gifX-37 gunYou acquire an item: X-37 gun (?% chance)*
Datadisk.gifImage:datadisk.gifessence of heatYou acquire an item: essence of heat
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Seaside Megalopolis.

Notes

  • The essence of heat appears to drop if you attack with a Ruby Rod after the monster's sole elemental attack (or corresponding miss message). It will not be listed with the other items obtained.
  • The corresponding miss message appears to be "He turns a crank on the side of his gun. A mechanical hand emerges holding a lit match. You make a quip about having a match -- your butt and its face!"

References

  • A reference to the Mangalorian warriors from The Fifth Element.
  • Its name, split into words, is "Bang yo ma-ma-n Warrior".
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