Bad ASCII Art

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Bad ASCII Art
Monster ID 426
Locations The Valley of Rof L'm Fao (semi-rarely)
Hit Points 75
Attack 85
Defense 76
No-Hit 95
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements bad spelling
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, wing
Drops
ASCII shirt, 30669 scroll, 33398 scroll, 334 scroll, 334 scroll
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Bad ASCII Art You're fighting Some Bad ASCII Art

A dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.

Hit Message(s):

(X)^^CCF! Eek! Ow! Ugh!

@CDC$% right in the <lower back>! Ugh! Ow! Ugh!

^
Argh! Ooh! Ugh!

#$__$#! Ooh! Argh! Ooh!

It hits you in the <arm>, and you're all ^_)** Ooh! Ugh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with two parentheses, a set of braces, two brackets, several ampersands, and a dollar sign. You feel like you've been sworn at in Klingon while being hit by a truck. Eek! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

(X)^^CCF, but misses.

@CDC$%,% but misses.

^

#$__$#, but misses.

It tries to hit you, but misses. That makes you feel all %_^^^

Fumble Message:

It throws a string of exclamation points, dollar signs, and ampersands at you. You figure it's probably swearing, but it doesn't really phase you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Asciishirt.gifYou acquire an item: ASCII shirt (100% chance)*
Scroll2.gifYou acquire an item: 30669 scroll (100% chance)*
Scroll2.gifYou acquire an item: 33398 scroll (100% chance)*
Scroll2.gifYou acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*
Scroll2.gifYou acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*
You gain 21 <substat>.

Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm, semi-rarely.

Notes

  • The shirt formerly dropped without Torso Awaregness. This has since been fixed.
  • This monster accidentally had a monster level of 0 when it was first introduced.
  • This monster can be olfacted, but it will not appear more often.

References

  • Klingon in the critical hit message refers to the constructed language in the Star Trek universe.
  • A TIE Fighter is a small starship in the fictional "Star Wars" universe.