BRICKO octopus (monster)
|Locations||using a BRICKO octopus|
|Monster Parts||beak, brick, eye, head, tentacle|
You place the BRICKO octopus on the ground in front of you. It comes to life, unlocks a few locks, squeezes its entire body into a tiny jar, and changes color for camouflage. Then, having shown off all of its parlor tricks, it sets about the business of taking you apart.
It pinches your <ear> in its razor-sharp plastic beak. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!
It uses its eight arms to hold you, then its beak to poke a hole in your <nipple>. Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ow!
It wraps a tentacle around your <bung> and squeezes. You could've done without the tentacle love. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
It smacks you with a spade from its garden. Let's just call it what it is, okay? Ow! Eek! Ouch! Ow!
It gives you a series of tentacle-hickeys while pecking holes in you with its beak. Either that was a vicious attack or foreplay, and you're not inclined to stick around and see which it was. Oof! Oof! Ugh! Argh!
It snaps its beak at you, but you snap at it to stop.
It uses its eight arms to hold you. It's oddly soothing.
It tries to wrap a tentacle around you, but you don't go in for that kind of funny business.
It tries to smack you with some of its gardening implements, but can't figure out what to call the spade.
It wants to attack you, but doesn't have the backbone to do it. Get it? 'Cause it has not internal skeleton? Ah, marine biologist humor. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire 3-7 BRICKO bricks|
|You acquire an item: black BRICKO brick|
Occurs from using a BRICKO octopus.