Axe handle

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Axe handle
Location	Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
Hitpoints	3
Attack	3
Defense	3
Initiative	?
Meat	None
Element	None
Physical	None
Drops pine tar
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You're fighting an axe handle

Near the lumberjack camp, you are manhandled by this axe handle. It seems to have lost its head, and is now intent on making you lose yours. You fly off the handle and attack.

Hit Message(s):

It manhandles you in the <arse>. Oof!

It batters you in the <arse>, and also in the <arse>. I don't think you can handle this. Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

The handle disappears behind a tree and emerges with an axe head on it. Oh no! It hits you in the arm with big sharp metal viciousness, and then loses its head again. Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to manhandle you, but you handleman it first.

It tries to handle you in the <arse>, but you dodge like a ram.

Fumble Message:

It flies at you like the world's bluntest spear, and then hits you like... the world's bluntest spear. No big deal, really.