Awkward disco dancer

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Awkward disco dancer
Monster ID 1445
Locations The Space Odyssey Discotheque
Hit Points 75% of Player's Buffed Muscle
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm,head,leg,torso
Drops
Disco horoscope (Aquarius), Disco horoscope (Aries), Disco horoscope (Cancer), Disco horoscope (Capricorn), Disco horoscope (Gemini), Disco horoscope (Leo), Disco horoscope (Libra), Disco horoscope (Pisces), Disco horoscope (Sagittarius), Disco horoscope (Scorpio), Disco horoscope (Taurus), Disco horoscope (Virgo), discocktail
Manuel Entry
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awkward disco dancer You're fighting an awkward disco dancer

You sidle (sidling is a disco move, right?) up to a lady dancing on the Space Odyssey dance floor, and begin to show off your moves.

She shows off hers as well, but they're... weird. It's not like she's a bad dancer -- there are plenty of those around for comparison -- but like she's not used to having the number of arms and legs she currently has.

One of which hits you in the face. At first you write it off as an accident, but then it happens two more times.

Hit Message(s):

She does a weird leg move, which involves twitching it back and forth sporadically until it is eventually stopped by a collision with your <giblets>. Ow! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

She sees another dancer spinning around and tries to emulate it, but ends up falling backwards. Into your <foot>. Ow. Ouch! Oof! Ow! Eek! Eek! Ugh! Eek! Argh!

She flails wildly and manages to poke you in the eye. To a casual observer, it would have looked like an accident. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She tries to poke you in the eye, but ends up poking herself in the knee. How does that even happen?

She does a weird leg move, and in response you do a non-weird leg move, namely stepping away from her.

She tries to emulate your dance moves in an effort to demoralize you, but your style is inimitable.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aquarius) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aries) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Cancer) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Capricorn) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Gemini) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Leo) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Libra) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Pisces) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Sagittarius) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Scorpio) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Taurus) (? chance)*
Horoscope.gifYou acquire an item: disco horoscope (Virgo) (? chance)*
Martini.gifYou acquire an item: discocktail (? chance)*

Occurs at The Space Odyssey Discotheque.

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