Attenborough, Retired Turtle Tamer

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Attenborough, Retired Turtle Tamer
Attenborough, Retired Turtle Tamer

Amazing! It seems that an adventurer has arrived at my front door, carrying not only that fabled and mysterious weapon of Turtle Tamer lore known as the Flail of the Seven Aspects, but also bedecked in the great Galapagosian cuisses that had been believed to be lost to the mists of time. How incredible it is to think that a single Turtle Tamer has acquired these ancient and mystical items, and what tremendous hardship and adversity she must have encountered, in her long and arduous quest. Truly, a spectacular achievement.

Observe the Turtle Tamer's reaction as I give her a piece of chocolate, carved into the shape of that canonical piece of Turtle Tamer equipment: the humble turtle totem.


Choc2.gifYou acquire an item: chocolate turtle totem

Occurs while Trick-or-Treating in the Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord

References

  • The adventure is a reference to British naturalist and broadcaster Sir David Attenborough, done in the style of a wildlife documentary.