This is a rhinoceros that has been reincarnated as a hefty mace. How do you stop it from charging? You don't have to. It's a mace.
(In-game plural: astral maces)
- Pet Heaven (10 Karma)
He wishes he had skin like a rhino, as your rhino mace thumps him for X damage. WHACK! BONK! SOCKO!
You spray the -- er, you hit with the mace for X damage. KERBLAM! WHAM! SMACK!
anZOT! WHAMMO! BIFF!elephant never forgets, but a rhinocerous never forgives, and its spirit is happy to hit for X damage.
Your rhino mace thumps into it over and over, leaving behind X damage and the fresh scent of spearmint. BOOF! BARF! WHAMMO!
You give it some rhinoplasty with your rhino mace, pasting it for X damage. ZAP! WHAM! ZOT!
- The Question in the description is an referrence to an old joke.