This is a hat made from two cheeks. Once you get used to the smell, it's pretty stylish.
Selling Price: 45 Meat.
Slight Stench Resistance (+1)
+1 Sleaze Damage
- "Asshat" is slang for idiot or useless jerk. It can be interpreted to mean someone who has their head so far up their ass that they're actually wearing it as a hat, or that from the waist up, their sole purpose in life is to be a hat for their own ass.
- Asshats are sometimes sent as a malicious gift to chat spammers, clan looters, and promoters of general jackassery.